- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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hey babe, are you made of copper, tellerium, tungsten and iridium? because i like people made of copper, tellerium, tungsten and iridium.

Yo momma's so fat, she's most likely to be at risk of high cholesterol and should probably get herself tested at her nearest health clinic.

Rosie are red velvet blue I made eggs just for you

Why was the boy crying? His mother has terminal cancer, and his father does not have the financial stability to cover the cost of the surgery and keep up on house payments and buying clothes and food for the children. He will be living in a foster home in a matter of a week.

L.A Clippers 2000-2012 season!!!!

knock knock, who's there me me who he opens the door a kills yo

The last person on Earth is sitting home alone when suddenly there is a knock at the door. Knock knock Who's there? silence Damn this joke got creepy...

how long does it take chuck norris to watch a 24 hour video 24 hours

Knock Knock Who's there? a tree

What happens when a blind man walking crashes in to man that's talking to his gang ? He wakes up in a ditch

Then none of us want to be right.

Three guys walk into a bar. The four man hastily ducks, grabs his phone and calls the local paramedic.

A drunkard walked into a bar, and up to the bartender. He proceeded to the until he **. I proceeded to break down in immense frustration over censorship.

what do you call a black guy african american

When did the ball-room finally close? Closing time.

What's white and has a crusty nose? Luke Lange

What do you get when you cross a dog and a cat? A hybrid animal that can never exist to do each species own genetic make-up which would subsequently reject the other's. I.E. The cat would reject the dog sperm from ever fertilizing and the dog would reject cat sperm.

why was 6 afraid of 7 7 was a serial rapist with a anger problem

What's under there? I'm not falling for that one...

What do you call a million pigs jumping out of an aircraft? Bacon.

Why couldn't Jesus get a driver's license? Because automobiles did not exist 2000 years ago.

Why do thieves shower before undertaking a robbery? Probably part of their morning routine.

Knock knock Who's there? John Oh hello John come on in mate.

A vulture gets on a transatlantic flight with a dead animal in each claw. The flight attendant stops him, and says "I'm sorry, sir, only one piece of carrion per passenger allowed"

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