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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the black guy lose the race? He toke an arrow to the knee

An older man and a young boy are holding hands and walking into the woods together. The boy looks up and say, "gee, I'm scared, it's dark in there." the old man answers, "Yeah, just think how I feel....I have to walk out of here alone!"

Q. Why did the little boy fall off the swing? A. Because he has no arms.

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"If life was fair, I would have a girlfriend" - William Deane

I was expecting something like that... Anyway, good you do not mind in particular, because that means I am just boring myself here, so, tell me something about yourself you don't tell people most.

What happens when a plane with 2500 people on board crashes? There were only 165 seats.

roses are blue violets are red dont judge me

Cole likes to trim jaycie's butt pubes

I recently sent 10 puns to a joke website, hoping that one of them would win a competition. Unfortunately, they were deemed offensive.

what did the lamp say to the woman Nothing, a lamp is a plastic glass and metal inaminate object therfore it can not speak

What did the man say to the young, blond athletic girl walking by? "Hi."

What did red say to yellow? Move over orange is coming now.

whats older than your mom? a tortoise that has been living more than a couple hundred years

what did the black guy ge for christmas? a speeding ticket

What did the wall say to the other wall? I didn't say anything because it isn't living and it can't talk because it is impossible.

How do you find dennis ferguson? Look at danyons bckground

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Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock, Knock. Who's there? Not Suzie

Q: Wgat do you call a black man's dead bodie? A: A corpse.

Why did the 10-year-old boy get on the computer? He had to finish a project for Social Studies, and it was due the next day.

chuck norris will never have a heart attack because he has great cardiovascular health.

3 men walk into a bar. The 4th one ducks.

So three ants are in a straight line. The first ant said there's an ant behind me, the second ant said there's an ant behind me, and the third ant said there's an ant behind me. Why is this? The third ant lied.

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