- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why are rich guys gay? Because they can afford to be

Where did the RICH black man go to? His home

How do you stop a baby from crying? Slit its throat

There was a man who entered a local paper's pun contest. He sent in ten different puns hoping that at least one of the puns would win. Unfortunately, none of them did.

whats worse than four babies in a box? one baby in four boxes

Q. What do humans and jelly beans have in common ? A. Nothing.

What do you get when you come across a duck and a moose? Nothing...What do you think you deserve a prize or something?

What's pink, bubbly, and goes round and round? A baby in a microwave.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

why did the chicken eat chicken noodle soup? Because he killed his brother.

What's worse than finding a Worm in your Apple? being Mauled to death.

So a black guy goes to college and doesn't steal anything or rape anyone. He has a 4.0 GPA and is one of the smartest students at Harvard University.

Why did the little boy fall of his bicycle? It was the first time he road without his training wheels.

A pirate walks in to a bar. The bartender notices he has a steering wheel in the front of his pants, so he says to the pirate, "you know you've got a steering wheel in your pants, huh?" The pirate responds, "Arrrrrrrrr, it's for me carrrrr."

How many kids does it take to fix a light bulb 5 1 to fix the light bulb and the others to get in the van

Why did the Muslim man burn the American flag? The flag had touched the ground, which, by tradition, means it has to be disposed. And the proper way of disposing it is by burning.

why did the depressed man jump off the bridge? He likes bungie jumping, and wanted to cheer himself up by doing one of his favorite hobbies

What does a grandmas vagina taste like? I don't know -- nor do I want to.

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I like my women how I like my coffee; without a penis.

Your momma is so ugly... Yeah, yeah, yeah my momma's ugly, but guess what, at least I'm not an orphan asshole.

Knock knock Fuck off!

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