What did the chair say to the guy? Nothing, as it is a chair and chairs can't talk

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knock knock whose there? suck my a s s barf

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Why are anti jokes so funny? Because they are not

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HELP!!! I locked myself in my bathroom and can't get out! my laptop is running out of batteries!

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What happened to The Guy when he got pissed on he was wet

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A pope meets another one

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What is spiky and opens up wide? The Mouth…what were you thinking you perv?

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What do you do if you find blood in your poo? Stop stabbing yourself in the arse with a fork on wednesdays...

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Knock knock Who's there? Banana? Knock knock Who's there? Banana Knock knock Who's there? Orange Orange who? Orange you glad you don't have cancer?

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what's worse than finding an worm in your apple? Finding HALF a worm in your apple.

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A Jew walked into a bar and his cat died of aids

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Q: What do Captain Jack Sparrow, Captain Crunch, Captain Morgan and Captain Kangaroo all have in common? A: They are all caucasian

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how many couples does it take to screw in a light bulb. 1 the wife to go buy the light bulb and the husbend to put it in.

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Why did the boy fall off his bike? Because I pushed him.

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why did superman die, aids he got from wonder women

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What did the starving african child get for his birthday Ebola

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Roses are red Violets are blue Its 2 in the morning Go the f+%& to sleep.

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knowone loved me why???????????????????????? because they were so damm ugly

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Why was 6 afraid of seven? seven commited statitory rape on a younger 5, gang banged 8, murdered nine, was sent to jail for life, let out early for community service, and told 6 he was coming forhim 6 months later.... 6 commited suicide by jumping off a cliff his body was never found his family didnt get to say good bye thats why 6 is afraid of 7

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What tastes worse than dog shit? White dog shit.

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Why couldn't the kid eat his vegetables? His parents stabbed him...

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Two blondes are on opposite sides of a lake. One blonde yells to the other, "How do you get to the other side?" "You are on the other side," the other blonde yells back.

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Knock Knock. To get to the other side.

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lets bomb africa

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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