- Anti Joke

Q: What did the fish say when it swam into a concrete wall? A: Fish don't have vocal cords that allow them to speak in a way discernable by humans, and if they did, it would just sound garbled and bubbly due to their being underwater.

Why is my son hungry? Because he didn't eat lunch.

why are black people so good at basketball? Because they practice

Knock Knock. who's there? James. well use the doorbell.

Why doesn't Jonathan Walk across the road? Because he is in a wheelchair...

A man shaves at least 3 times a week, yet he has the longest beard in town, how is that possible? He shaves his head because he's embarrassed about his rampant and patchy balding.

Q: One little blond girl went walking on her own. A: 17 didn't come back.

What is just as important as Woman's Rights? Woman's Lefts, to maintain equality.

What's worse than 10 babies in a trashcan? One baby in 10 trashcans.

What sport was the man with one leg excelling in? Ass kicking.

What's black, white, and red all over? An African American and Caucasian man painting a house with red paint and accidentally spilling some on themselves

The cream, it is coming

What did Sally get for Christmas? Who's Sally?

whats in a red suit with a white beard and jolly......st.nick jerking of and blowwing a load in your stocking while taking a shit on you coffee table before theen hanging it back up over the fire place

Why was the little girl crying? She got raped by a giant scorpion.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? I lost my tractor.

Roses are red, Bacon is brown, this poem makes no sence, BACON!!

What isyellow and can't swim? a bulldozer

What did one cat say to the other cat? Nothing.

Your mom went to college

Whats invisable and smells like a apple? An invisable apple

Q: why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: because it was dead.

Name three similarities between racism and sexism I, S and M

Why couldn't the old man see? He was deaf