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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the best thing about having sex with twenty six year olds? There's twenty of them.

what you say to the kid that just hit puberty? your a young man

What do u call a man who sells hot dogs on the street? A Mexican

When a Jew with a boner walks into a wall what hits first? It really depends weather his arm or leg is sticking out when he hits the wall. When studying trejectory sciences, you will find out that it will be nearly a 95% chance that his foot will in fact hit the wall first.

Why did the young boy hit the other young boy? Because the other young boy was bullying his friend and he thought it was time he should stand up for himself and take control of the situation.

What's worse then ten dead babies in a barrel? The one at the bottom is still alive.

A man walks into a bar. There is no one there.

Why did Mary fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Mary.

A duck walks into a bar, clearly ignoring the 'No Ducks Allowed' sign that had been placed in the window to prevent comedic scenarios.

99 bottles of beer on the wall, 99 bottles of beer, take one down pass it around, 98 bottles of beer on the wall. 10 minutes into the song one man succumbs to alcohol poisoning.

wanna hear a clean joke? bob took a bath with bubbles. wanna hear a dirty joke? bubbles was a man :) i heard this somewhere and it made me laugh :)

Q: Why did Katie fall off the swing? A: She had no arms. Knock, Knock Who's There? Not Katie.

How many pancakes can you fit into a gopher hole? Red - because ice cream doesn't have any bones.

whats black and white and red all over? this joke.

How did the chicken cross the road?he just got up and walked to the other side.

what did the girl say after her boyfriend proposed? she said no because they've still got a lot of stuff to deal with before they even consider getting married and he seriously needs to get a job and dump his other girlfriend.

What do you call a black man sitting on a porch? Relaxed.

Q: How many Jews are there in Germany? A: None, they all died in the holocaust

what do you call a deer with no eyes? Blind

I insist, you go ahead. See you around. how about in four six hours?

What happened to the guy that got hit by a bus? He got hit by a bus and died.

Did you hear about the circus fire? Yes, apparently there were no casualties but all their props and equipment were destroyed, which will set the company back financially, even with the insurance.

Huh? Whats wrong? Why are you mad at me for? Its my name, it has always been so.

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