- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between Michael Jackson and Neil armstrong Neil armstrong walks on the moon...Michael Jackson molests little boys

A jew walks into a church. he wishes to be touched by God.

What did the asshole say to his friend behind him? Fart

Q: Why did the plane crash? A: Someone threw a hippo at the pilot.

Why did the cat scratch the person? Because it's mean.

How do you keep an idiot in suspense..............

What's green and runs through the forest? - A pack of cucumbers. What's wrong with that? - Cucumbers aren't pack animals.

What's worse than the Holocaust? Six Million Jews.

Why didn't the Mexican kid go to school? Because he was sick.

An man walks into a bar and then proceeds to purchase an alcoholic drink.

What's green and gets you high? Marijuana.

What did the boy say before he died? I'm dying.

why didnt jane scream when she got robbed? Because she got shot.

What does it mean if you have five dollars and Chuck Norris has five dollars? You both have five dollars

Knock Knock. Who's there? I am. I am who? You are you.

Why did the black man get drenched by a fire hose because he was on fire

An Octopus walked into a bar. He then died as he had been out of his natural habitat for an exceedingly long period of time. An octopus can only survive on land for 30 minutes.

Q: What do you get when you get a bunch of people who confuse dark humor for anti humor? A: This website.

An animal entered my house tonight ! It could only be one thing : A bear or a dog.

Fiona: SHREK! WHERE WERE YOU TONIGHT? Shrek: Out clubbing with the boys. Fiona: What did you do. Shrek: Eat Jews. Borat: iz vedy naaace

A student asks a teacher: Sir, how much time would it take for me to do this quiz. Teacher says: From the second I give you this test to the second you hand it back to me.

My girlfriend told me I couldn't satisfy her sexually. I told her she was beautiful and gave her flowers.

All your facts check out, so I sent a little search team to find someone selling us out, it turns that they are after the leader of "The order" and "The king`s throne", so unless you got some small sub-department going on, point zero is in danger, ill explain everything once this is over.

What's the opposite of a joke? An Anti-Joke.

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