A train conducter conducts goes at 60mph, when he goes under a bridge he goes at 52mph. When he goes over a hill he goes at 47mph. If he goes under 3 bridges and over 6 hills what did the conductors mother eat for dinner that night. Nothing, after many months of suffering she died from Huntington's disease.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, I'm a skitsofrantic, and so am I

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Two peanuts were walking down the street..........pepper.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Your mom. Just kidding, it's the pizza guy. Pizza guy who?

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Why do beavers have flat tails? They don't know but their relatives certainly get upset

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One,two,skip a few... five,six,seven,eight...(and so on ad infinitum)

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Knock Knock Who's There The police, your under arrest.

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What the difference between a black person and a piece of shit in a bucket? The bucket

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how do you make a baby cry? you throw a brick at it's face!

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What was the black guy doing in Mississippi? Just hanging around.

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What is less funny than a clown? Another clown ... but with fewer limbs.

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what did the super popular, beautiful girl say to her stalker? i dont know, i wasnt the stalker.

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Where did the RICH black man go to? His home

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How do you stop the mailman from performing his daily routes? You fill his house with blood thirsty bobcats

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Why do you call a person who spits in your cheeseburger? A mean person

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Q:Why did the little girl jump in the pool and drown? A:because she didn't know how to swim

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what do you call a dumb blonde with no arms? Her name because she will not respond to anything else

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Why isn't Billy Mays on TV anymore? Beacause Billy Mays was in a tradgic accident where a bowling ball fell on his head, and a couple days later he died of head trama. His family can't bear to hear his voice anymore.

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What does the Bill in Bill Clinton stand for? Bilious.

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timmy has no arms knock knock whos there? NOT TIMMY!!!

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That would mean that you are not its leader, or that you are, the result would have been the same, if you are the "head honcho" they would have gone for you, and your employees. Now, if you are an employee, they would have gone for your leader, and of course you. So between us and nobody else really its fucking antijoke, are you the leader?

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If pro- is good or favored and con- is bad, then why do people favor the constitution and stay away from prostitution?

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Why did the plane crash? Cause the pilot was a loaf of bread

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feminism

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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