- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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And you honored it I see :P

Optimus Prime: "GIVE ME YOUR FACE!" Shockwave: "Illogical. I have no face." Optimus Prime: "Then GIVE ME YOUR EYE!" RIPP

What time is it when an elephant sits on your fence? three-thirty.

yo mamma so fat she should probably look into a clinical weight loss program and exercise daily.

What's worse than sitting through a boring class? Sitting on a bus that a terrorist is about to blow up.

So many dudes win with your mom who even knows if i'm your father!!

Q: What did the newborn dumpster baby say to the raccoon? A: Nothing. Newborn babies cannot talk.

How do chinese name their kids? They drop silverware

Im gay What about you

What does the kitty say to his owner? you've CAT to KITTEN right MEOW

Q. What did the fat man say when he ate a salad? A. Yum.

What is black and white and red all over? Interracial sex partners with smallpox.

Your momma is so stupid your momma forgot that jesus did exist and has been proven by historians to have existed

Why did the kid drop his ice cream? Because he was laughing so hard at the man who farted and burped at the same time.

Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock -Who's there Not Sarah

What's better than winning a gold at the paralympic Walking

Knock knock Fuck off!

What is black, white, and red all over A penguin in a blender

A black man walks into a KFC. He buys a bucket of chicken, then distributes it to several homeless men he supports off of his meager income because he knows their situations are much worse than his.

Q: What do you call a vacuum that doesn't suck stuff up? A: A broken vacuum.

im @ work, LOL.

What's harder than nailing a dead baby on a tree? My dick while doing it.

Knock knock Who's there? Mike Mike who? Mike Davis from across the street. Come in.

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