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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I hear eating an apple a day keeps the other apples in check.

What's awesome and rides a unicycle? Rollercoasters. I lied about the unicycle.

how many drunk drivers does it take to drive home one and only one, if more than one drunk driver tried to drive home at the same time in the same car they would surely crash and not make it home.

How do you call a gay that is playing poker with friends You say "call" and place the right amount of fiches on the table, at that moment you are still in the race to win the pot.

what would you get if you combined a sixth grader with a machine gun? A homophobe

what does a baby with no lims get for christmas...cancer

Q: How many black people does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A: One

Run, Run, As fast as you can, You can't catch me, I'm in a car.

Have you ever just woken up one day and thought, "I don't wanna wear pants today."

Two penguins walk are in the bathtub and says "can you pass me the soap?" the other one looks at him quite quarly and says "what do you think i am, a chainsaw?!?"

Today, both my parents were killed in a car accient. FML.

What happend to the girl who went to school dreased ugly She took the other students advice and whent home and killed her self

A mexican and a black man are in a car. Who's driving? The black man. The mexican got his arms shot off in the war and is severely paralyzed. God Bless our troops. Thank you for serving us.

Why was six afraid of seven? because seven has cold, dead eyes.

what did the surfer do on his computer? browse the internet

What do you call 100 dead babies in my garage? Murder.

What did the hobo get for Christmas? Nothing

Yo mama is so fat, she just had a heart-attack.

Bigfoot, Santa, a dumb blonde, and a smart blonde all jump off of a cliff. They all reach terminal velocity and at impact at the same time. However, no one really cares.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Becuase the farmer has recently gone blind due to old age and he acidently left the gate opened and the chicken happened to walk out

How do you know a black man's been in your backyard? If you throw a barbecue and your friends of African-American descent decide to bring cold cuts.

Christanity One Womans Excuse of Not Having an Affair Got Totaly Out of Hand

why did the blue berry cross the road

Too tired to come up with the definition, by the way, it was I that came up with the code system you guys use, so I kinda knew long ago that you lied to me when you said you do not use passwords,

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