- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q. What do you call a black pilot A. A pilot

What did Jesus say when he was nailed to the cross? Please, not the nails.

Laughter and joy... You are really sweet you know.. Excuuuse me princess! But Like Mickey Mouse never changed... From a Potato peeler to some fuckup private detective in a trenchcoat. So tell me, what character did Walt Disney draw before Mickey Mouse?

Yeah your point? Anyway, so then the brain surgeon goes: I have have cut into thousands of brains, and never seen a single thought.

A man falls off a building and dies on Impact

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, This poem is getting old, I like cookies.

Why does it get hot after a basketball game? Because of the crowd all breathing out carbon dioxide and the high level of activity generating excess body heat.

How do you make a boy cry? Pour hot soup on his head.

What's the difference between a Jew and an apple? One of them is a fruit, and the other is not.

You look like Susan Boyle f**ked Snooki and then got hit by a truck.

Roses are red Violets are blue This font is black You smell like shit

Why did the old man fall down the stairs and died? Because he had a stroke and never got life alert!

How do you shock a child? Attach a metal pole to them while there is a storm

Q: Whats worst than the Holocaust A: If a second Holocaust happened, and then you found an apple in your apple

Q: Who visits the dyslexic boy on christmas A: Satan

What did the woman say to the jew? Do you want an almond?

1: Why did Suzie have no arms and no legs? 2: Why? 1: Knock Knock? 2: Who's there? 1: Not Suzie

Knock knock.

Why did the washing machine laugh? Because it took the piss out of the knickers!!!!! :)

Why was young Timmy Crying? Unfortunately he had a very rare but serious heart condition and he would probably die within a week.

What was the babies first word? Nothing: It was a still-born.

A blind man walks past a fish market then says "why hello lady's" ????

What's black white and red all over? Steegers.

Is there anything better than pussy? Ya a really nice book

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