- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what's worse than falling and scraping your knee? living within a 10 mile radius of a Japanese nuclear reactor

Q:Why are dinosaurs extinct? A:Well there are two reasons the first being a giant meteor struck the earth killing all the dinosaurs. The other reason you touch yourself at night.

Why didn't Tyron run from the police? He had no legs.

Why did Anna fall off her bike? She had no arms. Knock, Knock. Who's there? Not Anna.

what do you call a guy that looks exactly like Mario. Frank because thats his name.

Once upon a time, people died. It was happening all over the land. They didn't LIVE happily ever after... since they died. The end... for them.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a registered sex offender.

what happens when a dog and a cat have sex? They create a beautiful baby that ends up dieing from cancer.

A- Why did the chicken cross the road? B- I honestly do not care.

Everything's looking fine, ma'am. Hope to see you again real soon.

What happens when you turn 70? You have to go into your settings and make the text in your phone larger just so you can read it. What happens when you turn 71? You still have to go into your settings and make the text in your phone larger just so you can read it.

A: Knock Knock.. B: Who's there? A: John B: John Who? A: Shut the hell up, i'm masturbating.

How do you stop a black man from drowning? Through him a survival buoy

What fires shots? A gun

Four blondes began their road trip from NYC to Europe and promptly drowned.

A blonde walks into a bar ouch

Why did the squirrel fall out of a tree? It was dead. Why did the second squirrel fall out of a tree? It was cruelly stapled to the first one.

3 men walk into a bank. They rob the bank and kil 13 hostages.

How many Alzheimer's patients does it take to change a light-bulb? I'm melting!

What do you do when you see a hot girl in your bed

What's the difference between a tree and a lamp? One is a tree, one is a lamp.

What did the blonde say to the other blonde? "Hey, do you want to get something to eat?"

Why did the chicken cross the road? He did it for fitness.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

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