- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is black, white, and red all over? A penguin that someone shot with red paintballs.

What did God say when he made the first black person? I have just added a significant element of diversity to the human species. Intolerance between ethnicities will surely prove to be an obstacle in societal progression, creating hardships for many. I know this because I am God.

A hipster walks into a bar you've never heard of...

Sometimes I wonder; why is that frisbee getting closer? Then it hits me. Someone just threw a frisbee at me.

What african eat for christmas Sand.

Q: What's worse than ten babies stapled to one tree? A: One baby stapled to ten trees.

how does cody get laid? he doesnt.

So there is this moose and he goes to a grocery store and asks, "where are the potatoes?" the employee says "aisle 5" and when the moose checks in aisle five, there are no potatoes.

This sentance contains three errers

Why didn't Johnny walk to school this week? He was dead.

How do you get a mexican to do the yard work faster? Offer him a 5% bonus.

What did the man on the moon say? ...Im on the moon.

What's blue and fluffy? Pink fluff holding its breath

Why did the gay kid drop his ice cream Because he got punched in the face.

Roses are red Violets are blue Most rhymes rhyme But this one doesnt

What's worse than seeing a real joke on this website? Having diarrhea.

Two parrots were sitting next to each other. One parrot said "hey" The other parrot replied "hey" therefore making the first parrot say "hey" which made the other parrot say "hey" again making the... this conversation, comprised of just one word lasted a very long time. aproximately 16749 hours.

Ask me if I care. Do you care? No.

Why did Santa die? Because he got diabetes from so many cookies

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What's black and fast? A treadmill.

If I could rearrange the alphabet, I would put C where A is. :D

An old man walks into a grocery store, but doesn't come out. What happened? A plane crashed into the grocery store, killing everyone inside.

How many pancakes does it take to lift up a dog house? Silly goose, alligators can't fly!

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