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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is veiny, turns hard, and has a tip at the end? The male genitalia used as a reproductive organ mainly in sexual intercourse known as a Penis.

The Blonde walked into a wall.

what happens when steven hawking walks into a bar? everyone cheers at the miracle of science.

Lady gaga suposedly has a wener.What does that make her? A man

A horse finds himself sleeping in the ocean. Immediately, he decides to be a dolphin.

Knock, Knock Who's there? Betty. Answer the door!

"Knock, Knock." "Who's There?" "Banana."

how many babies does it take to paint a house depends on how hard you throw em

a man walks into a house. he gets shot in the leg and is brought to jail because he was a burglar and was trying to steal the family's tv.

Whats the difference between a rake and a sack of dead babys? i dont have a rake in my garage.

Q: Why couldn't the blonde add 10 and seven on a calculator? A: She couldn't find the 10 key.

How many cops does it take to screw in a lightbulb? None, they just beat the night since its black

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Roses are red violets are blue, he is for me and not for you, he's too ugly you can have him

Q: what did Katy Perry say when someone told her that she was adaopted? A: That's not true, my parents took pictures of me in the hospital just minutes after I was born.

Q: What's worse than a truckload of dead babies? A: Shoveling them out with a pitchfork.

What's worse than failing a test Drowning

What did the text-to-speech reader say when the 12 year old boy played around with it? "Ass ass ass ass, ass ass ass ass."

Stephen Hawkings may know everything about the universe, but try to get him to tie his shoes.

Your dads so fat he needs to go on a diet

ROTFL = Reaching out to fellow lossers

Why did the man cross the road? He was in a state of depression and chose to commit suicide.

What's worse than a baby dying of AIDS? It depends upon one's frame of reference. A family living in the US might consider the death of a baby by AIDS a horrible act by the gods. But to a similar family in sub-Saharan Africa, this might be a regular, albeit tragic occurrence.

Two men walk into a bar. You would think at least one of them would've seen it.

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