What's red and green And moves at 300mph A frog in a blender

Where is aodhan's ma? Jail, she was cought with a bag full of the white powder.

"Ask me if I'm a tree!" "Are you a tree?" "No."

The cream, it is coming

Dam. Mothers Against Dyslexia.

what did "A" and "B" look for when they went to the beach? what are you talking about? letters cannot travel!

What did the man say when he walked into a bar? Nothing because he got knocked out because he was running too fast and hit his head.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. Some poems rhyme, but this one doesn't.

there was once a time before tht time when there wasnt bonerss there were erectionss CC

What is green and drives around in the desert and is not a tank? secretly a tank

What does an Asian do in a library in his school? Write one of these.

roses are red violets are red? trees are red!? who the hell cut themselves?

Knock Knock "Who's there?" "This is Frank from Walside Windows just wondering if you wou..." (Door Slams Shut) "Damn those people are annoying"..

Roofs are Red...I have a Cunt!!!

How do you stop a black man from drowning? Take away his glass of water.

What do you call black people in a pool? Healthy

How many People does it take to change a lightbulb? One

What do you call a dog with two tails? ...Depends on what its name is.

What does Yoko Ono say while rehearsing her song before a concert? She gives directions to the band.

Knock knock whose there alzheimers alzheimers who get in the van

If rocks were people, what would you call a bunch of marble rolling down a hill? Rocks don't have the ability to be people.

Obama lin Baden.

I remember in the 80's it felt like Bill Cosby was being shoved down my throat. He was always on TV with his show and those Jello commercials.

Who is stupid and no one likes him. Me. :(

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