- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Sunflowers are yellow And daisies can be a wide variety of colours.

Did you hear about the kid from Texas? He shot his campus up.

A homeless man walks into a bar and orders a drink. The bartender says it'll be $4.50. The homeless man doesn't have any money so he leaves.

Why was the wife disappointed in her husband? He hasn't been very talkative since the suicide.

Whats black and blue and red all over? A housewife that was recently abused by her alcoholic wife. (from will c. and jack f.)

Knock knock. Who's there? Fire extinguisher. Fire extinguisher who? POMEGRANITES.

Why doesn't Harry have any arms? Because he's a Jew.

What did the farmer say after the chicken started talking? Holy shit a talking chicken.

Q: Why was six afraid of seven? A: seven raped six's mom

What's endangered like the Spotted Owl? A Cancer patient.

whats worse than being raped by a giant scorpion getting raped by 2 giant scorpions

Why did Dr. Phil fall of the swing? He couldn't figure out the couples problem.

What's a Gigawat? I made it up.

What sound does a baby in a blender make? I don't know, I was too busy masturbating.

why did hitler hate the jews... because the nazies had to pay the gas bill

A: Ask me if I'm a tree! B: Okay, are you a tree? A: No, no I am not.

how many boys does it take to use 4 computers? 4.

what did the cripple, the cancer guy, the blonde, and the blackguy have in common they all have no reason to live

Q: What would happen if Chuck Norris was hit by an Astroid A: He would die.

What did the fat kid get for Christmas? Diabetes.

Q: Why were there four married men in one room without their pants on? A: because it was the mens bathroom.

What's red and can sing? Elmo

A dog walks into a bar, followed by his blind owner.

Knock, Knock! Go away!

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