- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats worse than biting your apple and finding a worm? WWII.

A penguin walks into a bakery. The baker asks the penguin: "What kind of bread would you like? Brown or white?". Penguins answers: "Well, it doesn't really matter since I came here by car!".

She loves me, she dosn't love me, she loves me, the girl walks up to the man and says, she doesn't love me

A blonde walked into a hair salon. She got her hair dyed black, as she is sick and tired of jokes that scrutinize those with blonde hair.

What do you call a mexican who works at a landscaping business? A hard working man who is trying to provide money for his family

What did the old man say after he fell down? nothing.

So yesterday i walked into a bar, so what?

what do you call a black man who bakes bread? a baker. you racist.

What is green and smells like paint? Grass, it doesnt smell like paint, I lied.

What did Santa say when he came to drop off your toys? Nothing. Santa doesn't exist.

A man walks into a pole He breaks his nose And bleeds to death

Why couldn't Billy see the show? Because Billy is blind.

What is the difference between a black man and a piece of fried chicken? Fried chicken is a breaded meal that is high in calories whereas a black man is an unedible human being with feelings.

I like that, yet I wonder if our subconscious knows what it is what we seek, maybe we need to tell ourselves that we will find happiness, and then the mind leads us there.

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Why can't Hellen Keller watch Spongebob? She doesn't have the proper cable service

What does a shortstop do when the ball is by third base? He leaves the field to go to the hospital, his little sister just had a heart attack.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, i know where you live now I'm coming for you

How many electricians does it take to change a lightbulb? One.

Q. The farmer said where's my bucket A. Somewhere

What did the black man buy at the store? Nothing he has no money

Why did the atheist start snoring in his sleep? He has a naturally small airway and fairly large tonsils.

Why did the guy die. He OD on drugs

What do you do if some idiot throws a grenade at you? Pull the pin and throw it back.

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