- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats the difference between me and a ghost? What? Ghost are not dolphins

The holocaust

Thankgiving Jimmy: I'm thankful for my family Thomas: I'm thankful for shelter Jake: I'm thankful for running over babies

A black and a white man walk into a grocery store the black man buys fried chicken and the white man buys vegtables. The men both have different opions and enjoy different food groups.

Dylan F is stupid He goes to his cousins house Then falls into a pit Moves on

What's big, green, has 4 legs, and if it falls out of a tree will kill you? A pool table

I have cancer. And you're next.

How do you break your fan in the summer You dont its hot and you need it

Chuck Norris will eventually die because he is a human being, just like all of us. His movies weren't very good either.

Who's a tool and a NARC? Josh Brami!

Q: Why did the grand mother drop her cane? A: She got pused out a window.

Why did the white man buy a new pair of socks? His old ones has holes.

Why did Anakin tell Luke he was his father? Because honest people never lie

Why was the teacher having sex with her pupils? Because it was 2145 and that kind of shit is common then

Knock knock Who's there? Chicken Chicken who? I can't believe you're talking to a chicken

Why does Joel get so many numbers from girls? Because he asks for them nicely.

This sentence will not end the way you octopus.

Timmy's mom is an alcoholic. His dog is asleep in the backyard. Timmy asks his mother, "Why is our dog sleeping?" His mother replies, "It's not sleeping, its dead."

A guy wearing a top hat walks into a bar. He says, "Ow."

What do you call an orange fruit? An Orange.

An Englishman, a Scotsman and a Welshman are all in the Great Britain Olympic squad,

What did Jay Z say to his long lost friends? Allow me to reintroduce myself, my names Jay - Z

I guy goes into a coffee shop and says I'll have a coffee and a danish. The clerk says we're all out of danish. The guy says I'll just have the danish then.

If you're head weren't attached to your shoulders... you'd be dead.

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