Q. What did the Vampire say when he ate the Pizza? A. Nothing. It is literally impossible for a vampire to be real, therefore it's insane if you thought it said something.

Knock, Knock Who's there? Interrupting cow Interrupting c- Moo

A gorilla walks into a bar. It goes on a killing spree, and is promptly put down by animal control.

One time at band camp.............that's it........

What is the difference between a Jew and pizza? Pizza does not scream when it goes in the oven.

Why did the boy fall of his bike? Becuase he was hit by a couch.

Q: Why is it so that antijokes often give you a funny answer? A:.... *hayroll* *crickets* Moral: Im the MoranautBitch!

John Travolta went to a seafood disco last week.

Two pandas walked into a bar. The bar was in china.

What did the kid with cancer get for Christmas?? -nothing, he didn't make it that far

What do you call white people on a bench? NBA What do you call black people on a bench? RTA

A man jumped off a cliff and wished he could fly. He was hit by a plane

Did you hear about the monkey in the tree? Oh no wait. It was a lizard.

Q. What's cold and has no feelings? A. A pole

Someone with a lame joke: What's black and white and red all over? Smart person who decides to mess with him: Nothing, if it is red all over how can it be black and white???????

Why did Bob the Builder die? He had cancer.

an emo girl walked into a white room

How do you blindfold an Asian person? Take a price of cloth and put it over his eyes

Ok so there were 2 white dudes telling black jokes...so one of the white dudes tells a joke to the other... 1st dude: what's brown and tall? 2nd dude: a tree 1st dude: no that scary black man who looks like he wants to beat us up.

Black guy something something. Anti-racist punchline.

Knock Knock Who's there? Jehovah Witness

Why did the boy fall over? Because he got hit by a car. Follow forever.art7 on Insta.

Why is the boy home alone on Friday night? Because HItler took he's parents away.

why did the man move away from me because he thought that i had crabs as pets

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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