- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did grandma drop the dish? She had a heart attack and died, falling to the ground and thus bringing the plate with her to the floor.

What's the difference between a bench and a black man? The bench is an inanimate object incapable of thought

roses are red violets are blue if u wanna fight call 111 ( we r in new zealand)

How do you get birds to land in your back yard? With a gun.

What did the captcha tell me to write? Tepsyto Dora

How do you make your father cry? Poke him in the eye with a shovel, then continue to lower his self esteem with insults.

Why did the gay kid drop his ice cream Because he got punched in the face.

You've been in robotics too long if you start talking to your tools. You've been in there way too long if they start talking back!

Roses are red Violets are? blue Lets eat poo I know you want to

Chris Bosh's neck

Why did the fat ugly bald Jewish man go to the bank? He needed to take out some cash because he was going out for lunch at a highly recommended restaurant.

There was a blonde, a redhead, and a brunette on an island. This island is called England, and this situation tends to happen a lot.

What's worse than being arrested? Being arrested twice

SPILL THE BEAAAANNSSSS

Two pen state administrators walk into a butt

What do you call a Muslim Extremest at the bottom of the ocean? A terrible tragedy for the Muslim community.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? He wasn't.

What do you call a man with ADHD ? A man with ADHD.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, i have Alzheimers, Roses are red

What's brown and rhymes with Snoop? Dr. Dre.

A black man and a muslim enter a bar. The Black man pulls out a gun in an attempt to commit a robbery, however the muslim opened his jacket, screamed "Allah Akkbar" and blew himself up. Everyone died.

Q. want to hear a really funny joke? A. Fred Figglie-horn

What do you call a man whos had his arms ripped off in front of you? An ambulance, because with an injury such as this, you can die anywhere between 10 and 45 minutes

Why are Asians such bad drivers? They're not: it is a racist stereotype that is propagated by people who are so insecure that they must put others down to feel good about themselves.

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