- Anti Joke

Why was the protester on the floor? Because the protest had become a riot, and police brutality is a serious issue.

Why couldn't the melons get married? As gay cantaloupes, their jurisdiction didn't allow for same-sex marriage.

What do you call a black man backfilping off a roof The dark knight

Intercom:ALERT! THERES AND EXTREIMEST IS THE SCHOOL! Little kid: Sir, can I borrow that towel on your head? BOOOOOOM!

What did God say to Abraham? Nothing, because God doesn't exist.

Why did the chicken cro- Oh. He got run over.

What's funny about a black person, a Jew, and a mexican's graves being side by side? Nothing.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have Alzhiemers Wait, who are you

Q. Why were the children sad? A. They'd just been abducted by a dodgy old man in a van.

I dig, you dig, we dig, they dig, he digs, she digs, everybody digs. Guys, it's not a very profound poem, but it's deep.

Just aids, and gonnoreah, and... Jk, I wont type it here, and I am not "suffering" from nothing, its a condition, it can be a struggle, and yeah it could turn fatal, on the bright side its not contagious (its genetics, flawed genetics) but on the bright side, so far chances are greater of me dying from a giant meteor falling on me as I sleep, than from this... Not disease, genetic flaw, take it from a guy that was born without toenails, has two eardrums and some weird tiny holes on his ears (I can send you a pic of those tiny weird holes, they are not weird, kinda cute I been told and can say so myself) so you calm yet?

I ordered the "Anti-Joke" book Jk, waste of money

what do you call a deer with no eyes? Blind

99 bottles of beer on the wall, 99 bottles of beer, take one down pass it around, 98 bottles of beer on the wall. 10 minutes into the song one man succumbs to alcohol poisoning.

Why are the black people in Africa dying? Because the poverty rate is high and they don't have enough money to by simple things like medicine and mosquito nets to prevent AIDS, Malaria, and other infectious diseases.

What did the sleepy man say to his wife? I'm sleepy.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the protester on the floor? Because the protest had become a riot, and police brutality is a serious issue.

Q: whats worse than 10 dead babies in 1 trashcan? A: 1 dead baby in 10 trashcans

Why did the school fall? Because a hurricane hit.

Q.Why did the dinosaur cross the road? A.Because chickens weren't invented then.

what do you call a guy that looks exactly like Mario. Frank because thats his name.

Why were 5 tall white guys sitting on a bench? They were in the NBA