- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How Do You Solve A Impossible Math Question? You Dont. cause its impossible.

what do you call a blonde who can't drive? a poor driver

Q: why did the little boy fall off the swing? A: He had no arms Q: Why couldn't he get up? A: He died when he hit the ground

Two latino men are drinking at a bar. Suddenly, one man falls off his barstool, unconscious. Later that day, he was diagnosed with pancreatitis, and died never having dealt with his severe alcoholism.

Urban ghettos

Q. What's pink and fluffy A. Pink fluff Q. What's blue and fluffy A. Blue fluff

What did Yoda say to Darth Vader? The only time the two had talked Darth Vader was still Anakin therefor, he said nothing.

A man died in a sky-diving accident. What was the last thing that went through his mind before he died? His feet

hey! have you seen that clown at Walmart that hides from gay people?

Error 37.

There were three men walking across the road and it started to rain

HAVING OTHER LESBIAN'S OVARIES C AUGHT A AROUND U MBRELLAS SITTING TREES

Why was the little boy bald? Because he had leukaemia

Why did the black man get arrested? He sold cocaine.

THIS ONE TIME MY DOG ATE A WHOLE CHEESECAKE

Yo mama so fat because it's in her genes.

so a salesman knocks on a mans' door and asks if he would like to hear a salespitch but the man didn't answer he came back two minutes later and knocked and asked if the man would be intrested in some girl scout cookies and the man tore the door off the hinges.

a man checks his mypsace

Two Mexicans are at the border and want to cross it. How do they cross it? Illegally

guess what? i dont know, what? i dont know either, i thought you knew.

Knock knock. Who's there? The interrupting doctor. The inter-- --You have cancer.

Why is it easy to steal candy from a baby? Because the baby is smaller, weaker and would not pose any threat.

i've got a little something for you. in fact it's so small you can't see it. it's called spermatazoa

So a baby seal walks into a club...

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