How many pancakes does it take to shingle a dog house? I don't know considering it was never done before, and that the size of the pancake would have to be taken into account. Although I would suggest you use a better material like wood, plastic, or metal.

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What happens when a leprechaun refuses to give you his pot of gold? He doesn't give you his gold.

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What did the fish say when he swam into the wall? DAM!

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Whats the difference between a dead baby and a corvette? I didn't get 20 years for owning a corvette.

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Your momma is so fat, she has her own gravitational pull.

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God, you know after creating humanity and kinda regretting it and stuff, fell into drinking and betting. He found Sin a fellow poker player, and all was good. Until God, drinking a bit too much bet a bit too many of his creds: Son. Jesus: Yes father. God: Uh, I kinda ended up low on cash on the poker game last night and I kinda well... I am gonna be frank here, I bet you and lost. NeroMetal Not dissing the bible, just enjoying the always brighter side of life eh? ;)

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Penis chickens

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Why does my friend pick up trash? Because he is a garbageman

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I'm not sure if you share videos, but this is a great anti-joke vid. Thank you for the consideration. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KHydNGR9rrg

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A duck walks into a bar. The bartender says what will it be? The duck replies "lemonade!"

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What's worst than finding a worm in your apple? A fat kid sitting on you

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Why does Toby suck! Because he sucks!

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I'm Polish.

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Hey I just met you, And this is crazy But I just kissed you... And I have rabies!

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What did the starving african child get for his birthday Ebola

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What's Tyrion Lannister short for? It's not short for anything, it's his full name.

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a black man walked into a black bar. what color was the bar afterwards? the same color. its a drinking spot not a pole

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Lady is taking her Alzheimer grandpa to shop for his birthday. Parks, gets out and opens the door for him. He looks at her and asks? Who are you?

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Cause fuck you thats why

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what is juicy and smells like juice,but it is not juice? juice. i lied about it not being juice.

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What do you call Jack Black on a bad day? Kevin Hart.

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what did the duck say to the other duck Quack

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A bear comes across some people on a camping trip. But he then promptly leaves, because bears aren't inherently aggressive unless caring for their young or if they are provoked.

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roes are red violets are blue we have nothing in common so baby were through

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