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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the best thing about having sex with twenty six year old's? I am twenty one and prefer older ladies as I find them more experienced and mature.

Roses are red, violets are blue, I have schizophrenia, and so do I.

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What did batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Get in the car.

what do you call a black man who bakes bread? a baker. you racist.

A man walks into a bar. It's a fine establishment. He orders a couple of beers and takes a cab home like a responsible man would. He is then killed with a croquet mallet.

What do you call a black woman working at a bar? A Bartender. What do you call an asian woman working at a bar? A Bartender.

I would piss if alex berry had aids n died

Knock Knock Nobody Nobody who? Nobody, did you not hear what I just said.

Q: What's green, red, and covered in cookie crumbs? A: A dead girl scout.

A blonde and a brunette walk into a job interview. The brunette gets the job because she is more qualified and has more experience.

why did the homeless man die? because everyone does.

Roses are Red, Violets are Red, Everything is Red, I have a retinal hemorrhage

Why did Sara fall off the swing? Sara had no arms! Knock knock? Who's there? Not Sara!

Why did the chicken cross the road? Fruit loops.

What's the worst subject in school? None of them. You need school to get by in life. Get over it.

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How many kleptomaniacs does t take to screw in a lightbulb? What lightbulb?

A horse walks into a bar and Shits John Taffer is Pissed

If I had a dollar for every time I heard a 'women's rights' joke I'd be bill gates.

A Muslim walks into a bar, and has a pint of lager because he has chosen to integrate into his host country's culture. He then leaves without incident.

What do you call a man whos had his arms ripped off in front of you? An ambulance, because with an injury such as this, you can die anywhere between 10 and 45 minutes

Got in a Taxi and the driver said "You'll never guess who i had in the back of my cab the other day". I said "It's probably pointless me trying to guess then ".

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting your car repossessed.

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