Why are pills white? Cause they work.

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Next time someone says "I have mad money"... Say "whys it mad"

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How do you make a hormone? Modify bacteria using recombinant DNA technology.

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What is worse than being eaten alive by a shark? Being force fed live goat intestines while Kevin Spacey rapes your father.

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www.hurr-durr.com

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What do you call a needy person? A person whos needs need needs.

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there once was a black man who played basketball

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What's the difference between a Gay Man and a Straight Woman? Anatomy.

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Why the long face?" The horse, incapable of understanding the human languages, promptly shits on the floor and leaves...

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why did the chicken cross the road? he saw a rather desperate looking homeless person coming towards him, and, realizing he had no change, figured it was the best way to avoid an awkward situation.

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Knock knock. The door was not answered because, rather than rapping upon the door with his knuckles twice consecutively, Joseph simply said the onomatopoeia verbs vocally. He intended to wish his neighbor and dear friend of twenty years the best of luck with his current situation, as his neighbor had been recently divorced from a marriage of forty-eight years. Joseph then walked home, because intruding upon his friend's privacy would have befuddled him even further.

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What did the man say after he was shot? Nothing, because the bullet hit the man with so much impact that he instantly died and was unable to talk at the current time. Others in the surrounding area walked by as if nothing was there.

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Q. Why did little suzy fall off her swing? A. She dosen`t have any arms. Knock knock. Whos there? Not Suzy.

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Why did Sally cry at the wedding? somebody shot her future husband.

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What do you say when you accidently punch a wasps nest? Nothing.The correct choice is ton run as fast as you can to avoid getting stung by the entire nest of wasps.

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What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for his birthday? Twister

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Why do dinosaurs have no friends? Because they are dead

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Why did Tiarnan not ride is bike to school today. Tiarnan's dead.

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Why did the priest take a little boy into the back room? To talk about the boy's future.

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If Johnny has 5 apples and Susie has 7 apples, will they give them to the homeless?

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what do you call a black person who flies a plane? a pilot, you racist

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your mother is a well respected woman in society and makes delicious cookies.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Now that we got our colors straight. Hey, how ya doin?

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what did the boy with no arms and no legs get for his birthday? a new bike.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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