- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is black, white, and red all over? Rape.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To run away from a fat emo girl with a knife

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 brutally murdered 6's entire family.

Dylan: "I dont understand anti-jokes"

Why did Billy run away from a mysterious adult? He was playing the iconic game known as tag where 2+ people chase each other in an attempt to tag them.

A: Doctor doctor help me! B: Sorry, I'm not actually a doctor, stop calling me that!

Whats brown and can't ride a bike? A lampshade.

Three men walk into a bar they suffer permanent brain damage, and completely lose their basic cognitive abilities. They will never be able to speak to one another again.

Roses are red violets are blue im a schizophrenic and i am too.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, You're adopted.

Me: What's the difference between a zebra and a slice of cheese? You: I don't know Me: Me neither

Why was Billy's grandma not around for Thanksgiving? Because she's dead

What do you get when you stab a man in the leg with a knife? A court summons because you have committed a horrible crime

how do you keep an idiot in suspense. I dont' know he still hasn't told me

Why do Squirrels accidentally plant millions of trees. Because they bury their nuts and forget where they are.

A black man walks into a bar. The bartender asks him to leave.

What did one cow say to the other? Moo.

What did the duck say to the Pope? Quack.

Why did the boy cry? Because he was a crybaby

what do all elephants have in common? they are all monkeys

How do you get a blond out of tree? Shoot her in the head.

Why did the Pakistani man cry when the Nigerian man was killed in a terrorist attack? They were lovers.

What is fat and ginger? No...Not Garfield...Rebeka Tims

A dyslexic man walks into a bra. It was hanging on a clothes line he didn't see, the fact that he was dyslexic is irellevant.

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