Yo mamma's so stupid she failed the SAT.

Why was the black family eating at K.F.C? The food there is really good and they had a discount on the family bucket.

What did the deaf, dumb, blind kid with two stump arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer

Q:Why didn't the Mexican get out of the box? A:Because he liked it in the box.

Q:Why did the dwarf shout abuse at the bus driver? A: He had anger issues, and the price of the ticket was quite unreasonable.

What is long, hard, cries a lot, and can't fall down a man-hole? A baby with a javelin through its neck.

when life throws you lemons you should probably get out of the way because it will hurt

i have no freinds on facebook.... overated

One night, a man was bitten by Dracula. The first thing to come out of his mouth was "Joke's on you, I have AIDS!" Then proceeded to laugh hysterically until Dracula snapped his neck

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was blind and deaf.

How tall is a tree? Taller than the ground

whats worse than ur granny dying? uhhh...actually theres nothing is worse

2 black kids walk into school

If Santa's not real, then who pees on the tree every morning?

What did the 11 year old boy get for christmas? A wet dream

Q:how do you save a black guy from drowning A: you shoot him

Why did the chicken cross the road? Who let out the chicken?

How do you keep black people from your Kool-aid? How? You put it in a safe-deposit box.

a horse walks into the bar. the bartender asks why the long face.

Why didn't the kid eat lunch at school? He wasn't hungry.

What do you call a joke that is not funny? An un - funny joke.

why did the boy laugh? cause he was reading this joke!

How do you know if you have athlete's foot? You ask your doctor, and he will tell you.

:y do people talk? ;idk :oh then nevermind

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