what did the rapist say to the girl? get in the van

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BOB:i feall like a hotdog JOE:u r what u eat BOB:no wonder your a d!(k JOE:f*** u

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Why did the Jewish cross the road? He didn't he died in Holocaust.

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What’s brown and hairy? Brown hair.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because his farmer was abusive.

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How many retards does it take to change a lightbulb?? None it is physically impossible

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What do a grape and an airplane have in common? They both have wings! except not the grape.

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Maths.

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too bad about that wild ball, you otherwise played a fantastic softball game

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What do you call a man with no arms and half an eye? Larry -Jack Sparrow

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What happens when cole goes into a dark room? It's not possible his hair puts off too much light

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A dyslexic walks into a bar. He called it a bra because he was dyslexic and dyslexics misspell things. People laughed at him because mental disabilities are inherently humorous to them.

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How do you kill a blonde? There are a variety of methods, but I prefer a fine mix of insecure clowns and pepto-bismol.

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Son : daddy ,I got punished in school today. Dad :why? Son: My teacher pointed the scale towards me saying -"At the end of this scale there is an idiot"..... I just asked "WHICH END ?.

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Obama Getting Re-Elected.

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Q: why did the plain crash A: the driver is a loaf of bread

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What the heck are you gonna do if you're on a picnic and have an ice cream and then the ants crawl on the ice cream, what are you gonna do? You're gonna eat the ants because it's made out of protein.

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A carpenter walks into a bar. After ordering some wine he tells the bartender that one of his 12 friends will betray him. He also says that once he was captured, the government will execute him on a wooden cross for everyone to see. The bartender in disbelief says to the man "You gotta be kiddin' me, do you think you're Jesus or something?" The man throws his glass of wine to the floor, grabs the bartender by his collar, and says "Hey man, I ordered red wine, not white wine you bastard!" After a few minutes, a group of nurses escort the insane loon back to the mental clinic. The bartender never saw the man again and proceeds to sweep that mess the psycho left on the floor.

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Knock knock Who's there Knock knock Who's there Knock knock Who's there Never mind

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A priest, a rabbi and a shaman walk into a bar. Except there is no rabbi and there is no shaman and the bar is actually my 8th birthday party priest is molesting me. And the priest is my dad. My dad molested me. A lot...

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A horse walks into a convenience store. He grabs a pack of gum, pays the man at the counter, and walks out.

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I also wanted to write a joke but I forgot it so here I am. Minecraft rocks and everyone who says otherwise is a noob

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What did Batman say to Robin before getting in the car? Get in the car.

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what has one ear, one leg, one eye, one arm, and is Jewish half a Jew

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