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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why couldn't the boy see the pirate movie? Because it was sold out

cop arrests a jew and interrogates him Jew. i aint telling you nothing cop: really cop pours a bag of coins on the table jew: thats about $7.80 cop: you can have it if you tell us what we want to know jew: ok jew: i stole the money 123

A guy dared his friend to jump off a bridge for 10 bucks. His friend, fearing for his life did not jump.

What did Little Tommy get for chirstmas? An explanation that Santa is a lie.

How do you drown a blonde? Force her head underwater until she can no longer breathe, thus shutting down her brain and killing her.

Why are all the other numbers scared of 7? Beacuse 7 stabbed his mother with a steak knife.

What did the woman say when her boyfriend asked her to marry him? Idk my bff jill.

Yo mama's chest is so flat that it's because she has stage five breast cancer and had to get both her breasts removed.

A) why did the black guy leave the bar B) cause he was tired and wanted to go home

How do you make something disappear from your hand? Throw it somewhere that's out of sight,

What do a Fascist and a Democrat both have in common? Involvement in politics.

What do you call a black man on the moon? A miracle

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? This site.

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

Your mother is so fat that she has a very big butt and large breasts, which is quite attractive to some men, especially if they are open-minded.

What's sad about four children going over a cliff in a car ? Four children just went over a cliff in a car.

Why couldn't the baby play with the blocks? It died during birth.

Knock Knock Whos there? Rivkee Rivkee who? RIVKEEEEE FIRETRUCK!

How much does a polar bear weigh? about 900 pounds

Why can't Michael J. Fox draw a perfect circle? Because no one can draw a perfect circle.

a man walked into a bar.the bar was metal and he cracked his skull

An animal entered my house tonight ! It could only be one thing : A bear or a dog.

What do you get when you cross black man and a Hispanic woman A child that is a combination of both ethnic groups

Predators face looks like what? Pussy.

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