- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's brown and sticky? Feces.

What's the one thing America's got but the UK hasn't... School shootings

did you hear about the little girl who won first place in her school's spelling bee? she was hit by a bus

What does a shortstop do when the ball is by third base? He leaves the field to go to the hospital, his little sister just had a heart attack.

Why couldn't the man ever reach his dream of becoming a professional athlete? He was pronounced with Alzheimer at a young age and could never remember his dream the next day.

What's the difference between a snake, and a lawyer? A snake cannot comprehend law, nor can one attend law school and set up an office. They are also different species.

Knock Knock Nobody Nobody who? Nobody, did you not hear what I just said.

A man walks into a butchers and asks for a loaf of bread the butcher replies " no im a butcher" The man says " its ok my bikes outside"

A blond was walking alone down a street one night. Then she was suddenly mugged and raped. She reported her attacker but he was never caught.

How do you stop a clown from smiling? Hit it with an axe!

Whats a movie? A moving picture.

how do you stop a baby from crying? Slit its throat

Why did the guy die. He OD on drugs

What did the man do when he got home from work? Hit his wife.

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a screaming goat

How do you stop a baby from crying? Slit its throat

How many dueche bags does it take to change a light bulb? 0 They're two complete unrelated things

Starting a Genocide #YOLO

This guy was walking down the street and a homeless guy asked him for money. The guy said "Why don't you get a job?" So the homeless guy began to cry because all he wanted was a dime not to be humiliated.

Obesity runs in your family. To bad no one runs in your family.

You're rowing a canoe upstream and a wheel falls off, how many pancakes can you fit in a dog house? None because icecream doesn't have bones.

What is less funny than a clown? Another clown ... but with fewer limbs.

Mr. Krabs lives in bikini bottom (pinch pinch)

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