- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What sport do all black people like? This is impossible to answer because not all black people like the same sport.

What's long and hard on a black man? Second Grade

What did Mary say to Vishnikharmut? You're name is weird. What did Vishnikharmut say to Mary? Your grammar is incorrect.

Why was six afraid of seven? Seven was a serial killer.

A dancer walks into a barre

Two guys stopped at a restaurant for coffee. "I'll have a mug of strong coffee," said the first. The second said, " I'll have strong coffee too, but I want a clean mug." The waiter returns and says, "which one of you wants the clean mug?"

How do you rape someone? No, its a question. I don't know the best way to go about this.

What do you call a man floating in a pool with his arms chopped off? A murder victim.

i hate when your sentence doesn't end as you testicle.

What does a man that has to go to the bathroom do when there is no restroom within a reasonable walking radius? He gets in his car and drives to the nearest rest stop.

Why can't Bin laden drive because he's dead

Hurricane sandy should have been named hurricane snooki because it ruined the jersey shore

Why can't black people swim? Many of them can. It's racist to assume that.

knock knock..... ding dong...... knock knock!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! they weren't home

What did the taxi friver say to the man? "You forgot your briefcase"

Why can't girls count to seventy? Trick question. Clinical research has proven that a fair amount of girls are, in fact, capable of counting from one to seventy using ordinal numbers in the Arabic numeral system.

A:Knock knock B:Who´s there? A:Beat B:Beat who? A:Beat your ass if you don´t open that door!!

oh, brown loaf is fine, i'm on my bike.

Justin beiber comment if u get it

What do u call a Mexican on the moon? An astronaut. What do u call all the Mexicans on the moon? Problem solved!!!

What did one orphan say to the other? 'Robin get in the car!'

Two muffins were in a microwave. One muffin said, 'It's getting hot in here." What did the other muffin say? Nothing, muffins can't talk.

Why did the... Timmy, your mother and I are both tired.

- Knock, knock. -- How many dead babies does it take to cross the street and walk into a bar? - That's an odd question to ask to a visitor. -- Your mom.

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