roses are red, violets are red, ive been shot in the eye with a pelet gun, please ,please help

What would have happend if martin Luther king was white? I don't know he wasn't so it's irrelevant

In class a teacher said "Stand up if you think you'r stupid" A kid stands and the teacher ask why? The kid said: "Oh I thought it'd be a bit fair since your standing up.

What's the difference between a taxidermist and an astronomer ? They have a different job.

do,Nt loagh at me I has dislecqsia

How I seem math word problems Scenario: 2 astronauts kayaking in the Sahara desert Question: How many pancakes does it take to shingle a doghouse Answer: Purple, because ice cream has no bones

why did the mokey fall out of the tree because it was dead.

Why didn't Johnny go to the party? He was aborted as a fetus

Roses are red violets are blue this poem makes no sense refrigerator.

Roses are red violets are blue I'm sorry to say it but i hate you

Why did Suzie fall of the swing? Because Suzie was a cucumber.

What did one dead baby say to another dead baby? Nothing... they were dead.

Read in a Jersey accent: SOOOOOO my friend __________ saw this coffee shop in new jersey! He was like.... i love coffee why dont they give it to me for free???? The man at the coffee shop Killed me! that is why coffee is not free!

Mr. Krabs lives in bikini bottom (pinch pinch)

Knock. Knock. Who's there? Anonymous. Anonymous who? Exactly.

Why can't Michel Jackson play chess? He's dead

how do you kill a black guy ? AIDS

What did the fat confused man say? I am confused.

What do you call a black guy robbing a store ? A theif

whats the difference between slade , and wizard? wham

An Asian person drove home safely.

Why did the blonde tattoo her zip code on her stomach? She wanted a tattoo.

My granddad fell down the stairs the other day... Yeh, we didn't find it very funny either.

A blonde walks into a bar. That's it.

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