Q:Why was the black guy carrying a gun A:He's a cop

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Doesn't matter, had sex. Except for the STD's I possibly contracted.

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what do you call balls on richards chin? a dick in his mouth

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Once upon a time there was a man that was exercising and he pulled a muscle and had to have his arm removed. The end.

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Q. What do you get when you mix eggs, mashed potatoes and salt? A. A pretty good batter for mashed potato pancakes.

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A woman walked into a college.....which wasn't suprising because she never learned to read

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An escalade with 5 black men crashes off a cliff and all of them die. this is terrible. an escalade seats 7.

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When life throws you melons, You probably won't catch them.

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How do you confuse a blonde? The same way you confuse a brunette or redhead, hair color has nothing to do with an individual's intelligence.

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What do you call a girl with no arms and legs? Whatever her name is.

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What did God tell Moses to deliver to the Hebrews? Nothing, God doesn't exist.

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you're momma's so fat, and i like fat chicks. is she home?

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How do you drown a blonde? Weigh her down and throw her into a body of water.

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whats worse than dieing in an airplane? jumping out of the airplane to save yourself and emediatly getting shredded by the massive engine you did not have the wits to see.

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In the middle of english class, Little Timmy raised his hand and asked "Can I use the restroom" The english teacher said " I don't know, CAN you?" Little Timmy said "When I was using "can" I was using its secondary model form as a verbal modifier asking for permission, as opposed to expressing an ability. I thought since you were a teacher you'd know that. My bad. MAY I use the restroom?

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What did the guy say to helen keller nothing... according to helen keller

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What do you call an underground train full of professors? It's very unlikely that the passengers on an underground train would consist entirely of professors, unless it was a special service booked solely for the attendees of highly specialised lectures which required each audience member to have completed a professorship.

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Whats The diference between a park bench and a black man? A park bench can support a family of five hahahhaahahah

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What is worse than waking up by your alarm clock on the weekend? 9/11

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Now on breaking news!: Man found hanged upside down in a forest with 403 lethal knife-stabs in his back! Policeman: "We have concluded this is indeed the worst case of suicide ever"

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what do you get when you cross a baby and a car a baby shaped dent, and a dead baby

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whats black, white, and red all over? your mum

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why did the black guy cross the street? to get to the package store.

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