- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Everybody will die

what's 9+10? 19, not 21

What do they call Chinese food in China? Food

Best reaction to Anti-humor joke me: whats green and has wheels Friend: idk Me: Grass i lied about the wheels Friend:wow dick

How many dead babies can you fit a bathtub??? It depends on how you slice them!

What do you get when someone tells you an anti joke? An anti joke.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapeled to the chicken

What do a mole and an eagle have in common? They both live underground apart from the eagle.

Why did the plane crash? Because there was no pilot

Q: What did the nazi say to hitler? A: You like my Auschwitz?

How many Jehovah's Witnesses does it take to screw in a light bulb? 2. One to firmly hold the ladder and the other to cautiously screw it in. They are volunteering at the local orphanage and it is wrong to make fun of there religion. We are all different in our own special way. ernkso

What did james say on his bitrhday? There was no birthday because he was aborted but he said ''crunch'' anyway

What did the kid with no legs get for Christmas? gloves.

Knock Knock. Who's there? A cannibal. What? You are about to die and be eaten. Asshole! i will murder you first!

A plane crashed. The pilot was some sort of food, like a loaf of bread or a salad. Neither of which can fly a plane or do much of anything-- like get a plane to move in the first place, let alone take off.

Why did the woman scream when she saw the mouse? Because she's afraid of technology.

Why did the man fall over? He was blind.

Yo momma so fat she couldn't even fit in a house

What's the difference between a horse and a house? 1 letter.

What do you put in a toaster? Bread, or sometimes a small penis.

Q: what do you call a hooker you pay in spaghetti? A: a pasta-tute.

why did Kanye interrupt Taylor Swift at the VMA's? because he had a little too much scotch before the ceremony

I have tuberculosis because Ebola is too mainstream.

Why did the baby die? Because I refused to feed it.

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