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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is black, white, and red all over? A penguin in a blender

What is black, white and red all over? An interracial couple that has been shot and murdered.

What do you call a sausage with no sauce? A giraffe.

Never go into your parents room with a blacklight.. -Ryan Vallee

A rabbi and a priest walk into a supermarket... They buy food, put in their cars, drive home and cook dinner.

How do you get four gay guys on a bar stool? With teamwork and coordination, each could place one foot on the seat, and they can all stand up using each other for balance and support. The fact that they are gay in unimportant.

What do you call a black man, an asian man, and a white man walking down the street? 3 men walking down the street.

How many Jehovah's Witnesses does it take to screw in a light bulb? 2. One to firmly hold the ladder and the other to cautiously screw it in. They are volunteering at the local orphanage and it is wrong to make fun of there religion. We are all different in our own special way.

So this guy is waiting for a heart transplant. He dies.

Roses are red Violets go poo My name is Dave How bout u

I have an idea! You leave.

What do you get when you cross a gay eskimo and a black man? Nothing, as two male humans cannot reproduce.

Why did the hobo break both of his arms? He didn't like them.

What's the best way to toss a salad? With a salad spinner from the home shopping network.

Ashton Kutcher meets a fine cougar at a bar and the cougar fatally wounded his throat.

How many policemen does it take to change a lightbulb? None, they just beat up the room for being black

Ok class, we are doing arts and crafts today, but remember, have fun and be creative... Thats what she said

Vegeta, What does the scouter say about his power level? It's Over 9000!!!!!

Q: What do you call a black pilot. A: A pilot you racist.

Roses are Razzmatazz Violets are Arsenic These colors are weird Cancer.

You know why one side of the "v" formation of a flock of geese is longer don't you? Cause it has more geese in it.

Two muffins are in the oven They didn't say anything.

None of the sex jokes are not funny or not funny. They're just inappropriate.

Why did old Mary fall off the cliff? There were no brakes on her wheelchair

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