- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Chicken

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What would u like to drink?

A dog was driving his car down the road right? Wrong dogs can't drive cars

Why did I get thumbs up from everyone? Answer: Because they like my anti-joke.

Knock knock! Just kidding.

Roses are grey Violets are grey I'm a dog

Q: Why did the man cross the road? A: Cause he felt like it.

Ask me If I am an orange? Are you and Orange? No

Why couldn't Johnny drive? Because he had no arms or legs. Why didn't he have any arms or legs? Because Johnny was a potato.

Where did little susie go during the explosion? Everywhere :) What color were her eyes? Blue. One blew this way and one blew the other way. :p Knock, knock Who's there? Not susie :)

Whats worse than 4 dead babies in a bucket? finding an actual joke on Anti Joke.

How do you make a twelve year old girl cry twice? Rub your bloody dick on her teddy bear.

Rylan Clark

Why did the girl cry? She got hit by a bus.

why do black people like kool-aid? it's a tasty refreshment

what did the woman call the man who ate Ham? A Pig

What is the one thing you can never steal back? Your viginity.

Dude! That movie was so gay! It had a bunch of naked men having sex with other naked men!

My friend is a famous actor. Fooled you! I have no friends.

Did you hear about the sea cow who sang "Part of your Herd?" It was the Little Moomaid.

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Robin, your mother has AIDS.

What does a blonde say when she being raped? Ow it hurts stop... What does the guys who's raping her say? Oh shut up you know you like it...

knock knock whos there? your dr you have cancer

what's funny about cancer. nothing it is a serious life threating disease with no cure.

so david walks into a convenience store and wanted to buy a pack of gum. so he asks the cashier how much is the gum and the cashier said that it is 99 cents and then david said oh no! i thought it was 98 cents.

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