- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you keep an idiot in suspense?....

Q:what did the 14 year old girl from Tennessee say to her dad when she lost her virginity? A: Get off of me

why didn't the mexiczn eat the black man's cooking? because it wasn't good

knock knock Goodbye

How old are you? 7

What's the difference between a statue and a real human? The statue can't run if the birds shit on it.

Do you know what would happen if Hitler was still alive today. Nothing he's not.

What's black and at the top of a burning building? A paraplegic

why was little timmys mother so upset on mothers day? Because he had been abducted earlier that week

Why was the blonde so stupid? She suffers a severe case of retardation.

Why is the alien dead as a door-nail? Because the door-nail was never alive nor could it ever be dead therefore the alien must have never existed just like the life and death of the door-nail.

What did the kid with no legs get for Christmas? A new pair of shoes

What's the difference between a black man and a bench? The bench isnt going anywhere.

What do you do if your walking into a room full of Lions and Jaguars? You stop walking.

Q: How do you kill a goblin if the fries are next to the sushi? A: Yes. Walruses have nostrils and rubber chickens don't like microwaves!

Yo dawg, I heard you like cars. Thats cool, whats your favorite one?

What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut.

How many mice does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Just two, the mystery is how mice can get inside a lightbulb.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock, knock! Who's there? Not Sally.

roses are blue violets are red crap i screwed up dont judge me

What's the difference between an elephant & a toaster? ....you can't tell the difference between an elephant & a toaster??

Ask me if I'm a car. Are you a car¿ Yes¡

Why cant Helen Keller driver? She's a woman

Ten green bottles hanging on the wall, Ten green bottles hanging on the wall, And if one alcoholic should one day stroll along: There'll be no more bottles hanging on the wall.

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