- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats brown and stick? brown paint that has not dried yet.

Knock Knock. Doors open

What is worse than finding a real joke on Anti-joke.com? Starving children in Africa.

Q: why was the baker a coward? A: his own mother told him his potential would amount to nothing more than a baker and when a dinosaur came into the bakery he ran away

If 2 trains are going 60 mph, their going in opposite directions towards each other, they are slowing down 1 mile per hour per 10 miles and they are 100 miles away, would you rather have Coke or Pepsi?

A man walked into a bar. Ouch! He tripped over the little step at the entrance. But don't worry, he's not hurt, it just startled him for a second there. They should put a caution sign out front, somebody might get a serious injury. You can never be too safe, after all.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was stressed & having alot of financial, mental and physical problems so he crossed the road in hope to kill himself. And he did he got ran over by a car, may his soul rest in peace.

You're mama's so stupid, she decided to go back to school and finish her degree in Russian Literature to improve her self-esteem and maybe -- just maybe -- save her marriage, which had been on the rocks, mostly due to her intolerable self-loathing.

Man :A homo-sexual panda walks into a gay bar. Homo-sexual Panda : Wait...wait I'm gonna stop you right there. I will not take part in this odd joke, so just ummmmmm ya. And another thing, my species is extremely offended by your inferior remarks. Why can't homosexual panda just have piece?

A man once went duck pin bowling, 5 years later he died of leukemia.

How do you kill a beetle? Wait outside his apartment and shoot him

Q: How many feminists does it take to change a lightbulb? A: That's not funny.

when debbie meets downer

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because I hit her with a shovel.

A black person tans and starts to peel, what do you get? A white person.

Knock Knock. Who's There? I don't know. I'm paralyzed.

Why are rich guys gay? Because they can afford to be

What happened to the boy who ate a piece of his Halloween candy? He died. It was laced with cyanide.

Why does 1 + 1 = 2? ....seriously P

What did the Black guy say to the Jew? Lets be equals

A man walks into a pole He breaks his nose And bleeds to death

What did the schoolgirl say to some of the people of Anti-Joke.com? You're sick. Stop talking about the Holocaust.

What is pink and smells like tuna? Salmon

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