- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Helen Keller's dog run away? Because her mother inadvertently left the gate open while gardening.

What do you call a mailman who doesn't deliver mail? Unemployed

How do you kill a blonde woman? Shoot her in the head

What did the mother say to her son? I have Leukemia.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Reality TV.

There once lived a man in Peru. He lived in a small apartment then died of kidney failure.

Knock Knock Who's There? Poop. Poop who? HAHAHAHAHAHA you said poopoo

Why wasent Toby at school He was hit by a tree

What do you get when you cross a rabbit and a pair of scissors? Nothing. That's not possible with current technology.

Why did the black man get lynched? Because he committed eight murders and six double homicides, and the judge wanted him dead...

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What did the def blind mute kid get for christmas? He doesnt know either

What did one bunny rabbit say to the other bunny rabbit? I'm a bunny rabbit!

Whats brown and sticky? A stick.

If you woke up in the morning feeling like P Diddy, get tested. Immediately.

Why didn't Tyron run from the police? He had no legs.

A man and his friend go hunting,one falls in a hole and appears dead. The friend calls 911 and asks what to do, the operator says ok first we need to make sure he's dead. The friend checks his pulse and finds out he is living, then an ambulance is sent and the hunter lives with minor injuries.

Yo mamma's so short that she is 12 inches below the average height of a woman at her age.

What do you call a man running around town with no clothes on? Naked.

Got in a Taxi and the driver said "You'll never guess who i had in the back of my cab the other day". I said "It's probably pointless me trying to guess then ".

Q:Why are dinosaurs extinct? A:Well there are two reasons the first being a giant meteor struck the earth killing all the dinosaurs. The other reason you touch yourself at night.

Yo mamma's so fat, she's self-concsious about her weight and is embarassed when people make fun of her weight which makes her escape to her only friend, food, which makes her even fatter, so she will never lose weight until society accepts her and is not so prejudice towards overweight people.

Two muffins are in an oven. Neither of them talk due to the fact that they are muffins and are inanimate, therefore denying them the ability to talk.

You decide, drink or drive. But don't do all 3 at the same time.

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