why did obama become president? people voted 4 him.

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Wanna hear a joke? No.

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread. Why did the car crash? Because the driver was a loaf of bread. Why did the boat sink? Because the pirates attacked.

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I used to love Christmas Until Santa woke me up and told me my dad didn't exist....

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You are the third derivative of the position function.

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Who's better than badboy? The holocaust.

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What happened when a gay man asked a straight man what time it was? He told him the correct time, they parted ways and went about with their lives.

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What's black and white and red all over? A Giant Panda that has been killed by poachers.

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What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot.

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Why couldn't Jimmy ride a bike Jimmy is a goldfish

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house?  No Neither has he

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Your mom is so fat, she has sleep apnea.

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What's the difference between a Satyr play and a Sedar meal? One is full of horned goat-men, the other is a feast that marks the beginning of Passover.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was black.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing set? Because she had no arms.

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Q. What do Jack the Ripper and Winnie the Pooh have in common? A. Same middle name.

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How is Stevie Wonder like Ray Charles? They are both talented musicians

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There are stars in the sky when it's dark. You may have noticed I used a contraction in the previous sentence.

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An iguana walks out of a bar

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Q: How many babies does it take th paint a barn? A: I dunno, how hard are you throwing them?

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Whats worse then a Republican? 9/11.

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A kid is Jackin off and his dad walks in and says if you keep jackin off you will loose your sight. the kid says dad im over here.

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What do you call someone who can't move their arms or their legs A quadriplegic

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