- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Did you ever hear about that rich Mexican?? No. Yeah, me neither.

Q: What did the serial rapist say to his best friend? A: You're a good friend

yo mummas so FAT to get to the other side

whats the difference between friends and cement? if you soak friends in liquid and then repeatadly shock them they will die

A boy got a dog for his Birthday. The dog would have said happy Birthday but dogs can't speak.

Why did the dog have no legs? Because its previous owner had cut them off.

Stephen Hawkings may know everything about the universe, but try to get him to tie his shoes.

What's worse than failing a test Drowning

Your dads so fat he needs to go on a diet

ROTFL = Reaching out to fellow lossers

What did the text-to-speech reader say when the 12 year old boy played around with it? "Ass ass ass ass, ass ass ass ass."

how many babies does it take to paint a house depends on how hard you throw em

Lady gaga suposedly has a wener.What does that make her? A man

"Knock, Knock." "Who's There?" "Banana."

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Q: What's worse than a truckload of dead babies? A: Shoveling them out with a pitchfork.

Why did the woman leave the kitchen? She didn't, she's a woman.

Knock, Knock Who's there? Betty. Answer the door!

How many cops does it take to screw in a lightbulb? None, they just beat the night since its black

Q: what did Katy Perry say when someone told her that she was adaopted? A: That's not true, my parents took pictures of me in the hospital just minutes after I was born.

Q: Why couldn't the blonde add 10 and seven on a calculator? A: She couldn't find the 10 key.

Whats the difference between a rake and a sack of dead babys? i dont have a rake in my garage.

A horse finds himself sleeping in the ocean. Immediately, he decides to be a dolphin.

Why did the man cross the road? He was in a state of depression and chose to commit suicide.

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