Why did they bury the firefighter behind the hill? Because he was dead.

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a morman walks into a bar, he buys a 7up.

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Why did the cow cross the road? He probably saw a delicious looking patch of grass on the otherside.

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Is there anything better than pussy? Ya a really nice book

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What's faker than Nicki Minaj's tits? Women rights.

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Q:what's worse than eating outdated raviolis? A:terminal cancer.

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What can't catch or throw? A Quadriplegic

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How do you make a clown cry? Hit him with a chair then rape his children

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why did the boys run from Michael Jackson? because they thought he was a ghost

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whats big red and eats bricks a big red brick eater

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A horse walk into a bar. Several people leave, as they recognize the potential danger in the situation.

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Your Mom The End.

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Did you hear about the three Arabs that hijacked a plane? They drove it into the Pentagon.

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How do you make a dog hate you for the rest of its life? Steal its bone and beheaded it.

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Whats worse then the Holocaust? Chlamydia.

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What did the homeless kid get for Christmas? Hypothermia.

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what do you get when you combine an astronaut, a microwave and a bathtub? A suicide investigation

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how much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? 7

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whats fat, green and hairy? Nothing I would pleasure myself to.

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What do you call a black midget in space? The first true example of how hard work, dedication and sacrifice can help you to achieve your goals.

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What's worse than the Holocaust? Six Million Jews.

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How do you make a priest cry? ... You kill his family

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How do you get the pesky neighborhood kids off your front lawn? Molest them.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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