- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the Nazi solider receive on his birthday? A bayonet up his ass.

what did the black, asian and jew have in common? Believe it or not, they all liked cantoulope.

What kind of coffee did they drink on the Titanic? They didn't. They all died.

What did the T-REX say to the Yettie? This is a highly improbable situation, therefore there is no need for an answer.

justin bieber walks into a bar, he is then kicked out because he's under age.

What goes from pink to red in 5 seconds? A pink shirt when red paint is spilled on it.

Knock knock. Who's there? Boo. Boo who? Boo Richard.

roses are blue, violets are red. I am color blind

whats every colour and loved by everyone Mario

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Because he had heard this joke so many times that it drove him so mad that he grabbed an ice cream, stepped into the road, and was hit by a bus, purposely adding an ironic effect to his death.

Q: why wasn't the fan spinning? A: because it wasn't on. Duh....

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? A jew is a person of the jewish faith and a pizza is delicious food.

What do u call a six year old boy holding a gun. illegal

What did the meteorologist say when there was tornado? There is a tornado 7 miles West of the station.

Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? SPONGEBO... nope bin laden

What do you get when you pull down your pants in public? Most likely a criminal record for indecent exposure.

Knock knock. I have a doorbell...

Turkey Balls

why did the chicken cross the road because it wanted to get hit by a car

I love you

What is the best thing the French ever invent The two piece

Why didn't suzzana go to school on Monday?? Because it was Sunday...I lied about it being monday

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didnt, he got hit by a bus.

Why did the man cross the road? His mother had recently passed away after a 12 year battle with lung cancer and is visiting her tombstone.

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