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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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So a train conductor is going at 70 mph to to a destination 50 miles away. He goes over 3 hills, one at 20 mph, the other 42 mph, and the last at 63 mph. He crosses 2 bridges at 47 mph each. What did the train conductors mom eat for dinner that night Nothing she had cancer and died.

Yo' momma is so old she should probably go to the doctor and check her health so she can live a longer, more healthy life.

Person 1 Hey man what's up Person 2 nothing much I just impregnated your mom

How do you make a retard make a sound like a dog? Douse him in gasoline and light him on fire. WOOF!

Why couldn't the black man be an astronaut? He was not qualified for the Job

I used to be addicted to soap, but now I'm clean. I'm still addicted to heroin, though. No chance I'm ever giving that up.

A brunette, redhead, and blond were on a road trip. Their car broke down in the middle of the desert. The redhead offered to get help down the road, but never returned. The blond and brunette walked the direction the redhead went, but died four days later of heat exhaustion.

Why did the man walk into the wall? He was blind.

Why was the boy sad? Because his pet bird couldn't fly. Why couldn't the bird fly? Because it was dead.

What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball? Whatever their names happen to be.

What did the one battery say to the other? Nothing. Batteries can't talk.

Why did the Black man cross the road? To get to Pop-Eye's since KFC is too expensive nowadays. HELL-YA

How do you call a guy that ran over 10 children A bad driver

My mom was telling my brother how much it hurt when she stubbed her toe. He told her she should try child birth.

A man walks into the bar and orders a drink. This is what you do in a bar.

A man walks into his room with a DVD and a box of kleenex. The DVD is a wedding video of his now dead wife.

Whats better than winning an award? Not having your family shot to death

Why did the crossing guard drop his whistle? Because a kid got hit by a passing elephant.

Your mmma is so stupid when we said the drinks were in the house. She went looking for them!

Why did the Albino cross the road? He was going to the skin pigment store.

roses are red violets are blue flowers come in many colors

What's the difference between Neil Armstrong and Michael Jackson? Neil Armstrong walked on the moon and Michael Jackson appeared in court several times under charges of child molestation

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