What do u call a bunch of white dudes siting on a bench ......the NBA

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What's worse than a dead baby joke? A dead baby.

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Phew... it's gone.

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why did the turtle beat the rabbit ? because the rabbit eventually got shot

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, It's not my fault, I found you in a zoo!

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A rapist and a little child walk through a dark forest. The little child says: "It's scary here." Rapist answers: "Tell me about, I gotta go back alone through here."

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What's the difference between a pile of dead baby's and a Cadillac? I don't have a Cadillac in my garage...

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue In Soviet Russia Poem tells You -Ben

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What did the Iraqi Suicide bomber bring on the airplane? His Kindle, he enjoys reading books

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here's a joke... the american education society

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I make it rain on them hoes, By which I mean I masterbate from my third story patio

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I flipped through the Yellow Pages, made a few calls, and found the Chinese man I was looking for.

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A horse walks into a bar, the bartender says: Why the long face? The horse says: "My wife's dead."

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An English man, Irish man and a Scotsman walk into a bar. And have a wonderful evening of multicultural entertainment and fun together.

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your mom is so fat that when she walks in America with a yellow coat as they get a taxi

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What do a lamp and a elephant have in common? Big ears, except for the lamp, it doesn't have ears.

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Roses are Grey, Violets are Grey, I am Colorblind...FML

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Bill Gates, Jeff Bezos and Elon Musk die and find themselves standing before St. Peter at the Pearly Gates. Actually, that's just speculation. No one really knows what happens when you die. Most likely your consciousness simply stops, and you cease to exist, an eternity of oblivion. But most people can't face this possibility so we have made up comforting stories to attempt to ease our collective fear of death.

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what did the bear say to the fish? Nothing he eat it

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What did the Triceratops get for his birthday? Nothing. Dinosaurs are extinct.

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what is similar between a turtle losing its shell, and a man selling his chlothes and house? they are now both naked and homeless

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What do you get when you cross a chicken and a turkey? Just a sort of mixed bird thing.

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How many pencils does it take to get an A on a test? Actually it takes knowledge.

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Whats worse then biting into an apple and finding a worm? Biting into an apple and finding half a worm. Wats worse then biting into an apple and finding half a worm? Biting into an eggplant and finding half a worm, as eggplants are usually more expensive so you will have wasted more money and would probably not be willing to eat the rest. And eggplants taste like shit.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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