- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How does Helen Keller play the piano? With one hand.. She needs the other hand to sing.

Why did the penguin die? It got eaten.

how do u make a baby cry? you shouldnt. Stop thinking of ways to make a kid cry... asshole.

I love telling anti jokes rather than jokes because I was born with a rare case of ebola and suffer from alcoholicationism

Whats red and smells like blue paint? Red Paint

Q. What did the chicken say to the buffalo? A. Nothing, this is an improbable predicament.

honest politician

homosexual

knock knock whos there micheal jackson too soon

Why can't Larry drive? Because he doesn't have his license, and his temps expired!

What's the difference between a bench and a black man? The bench is an inanimate object incapable of thought

Mr. Krabs lives in bikini bottom (pinch pinch)

Knock. Knock. Who's there? Anonymous. Anonymous who? Exactly.

Why did the gay kid drop his ice cream Because he got punched in the face.

Yo momma so fat her pancreas doesn't work anymore.

A- Knock knock. B- Who's there? A- The interrupting doctor. B- The interrupt- A- You have cancer.

Why didnt Jimmy go to school on Thursday? Jimmy is a vegetarian!

What happened when Johnny fell off of his bike? He suffered a very tragic and fatal brain hemorrhage resulting in a lower population by a minute percentile that is undetectable by the US Census.

Knock Knock, Who's there? Alzheimer's Alzheimer's who? Knock Knock...

Mind magic for fuck ups: Did you know you can train your dog to magically arrive by saying YOUR name! Just tell it what your name is a lot and voila! Moral: made me laugh, fuck the rest of you XD

why has kallum just changed clothes to speak to a counsellor because he's socially awkward and has no peers

i knew this one arab, who was so arab that there was nothing funny about him

What did the thin Italian say to the fat Italian? I don't know, I can't speak Italian.

You know what makes jokes funny? Irony You know what makes anti-jokes funny? Common sense

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