What's the richest fish in the sea? The one you threw a quarter at.

What is brown and sticky? A stick.

Whats funnier then two babies falling off a cliff? 2 babies falling off a cliff

What's fourteen inches long and purple and can make a woman scream all night? crib death

What did the white man say to the black man? Did you see the game yesterday?

What happens when you turn the TV on? You watch it.

How many chickens does it take to cross the road? It only takes 1 chicken to cross the road. You don't need a lot.

Your mother lives so loosely that she has several terminal diseases and only has 3 weeks to live.

What's the difference between a pizza and a girl? I've stuck my penis in a pizza

I am a mime

What did one duck say to the other duck? Quack.

What did Tarzan shout when he saw the elephants coming? "Here come the elephants!"

How do you make a dead baby float? Two scoops of vanilla ice cream and two scoops of dead baby.

What hurts more than a bullet? A bullet penetrating your skin, muscle and embedding itself in your body

Dear Jim, I have a problem with my Hymen... "Jim'll fix it for you..."

Q: Why did they bury the Indian? A: Because he was dead.

Why did Sara fall off the swing? -She had no arms *Knock Knock* Who's there? -Not Sara!

What did the Pope say to the homosexual couple? Welcome to the community.

Paper or plastic? Yes...

Cigarettes are a lot like hamsters. Perfectly harmless until you put them in your mouth and catch them on fire.

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Suzie!

What did the man in the mirror say to the other man The Same F****** Thing!!

The duck didn't cross the road.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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