When it comes ro the zodiac my grandmother was a cancer and... She ws killed by... A giant crab

Q: whats the difference between a shoe and a ginger? A: shoes have soles.

knock knock who's there boo boo who why are you crying it's just a joke

Why wasent Toby at school He was hit by a tree

What did the def blind mute kid get for christmas? He doesnt know either

Theres a blonde and a brunette at a party. The redhead is left out because she has no soul.

- How breakdance was invented? - A certain black man was trying to stole rims from moving car.

What's worse than having to watch your dad rape your mom? Having to watch your mom rape your dad.

Why did the black man shoot the white guy? the white man was about to hurt the black mans family.

A baby seal walks into a club.

Yo mamma is so fat, that she's going on a diet and is exercising regularly to lose wait.

Wheres my hood? Behind your neck.

There is a horse sitting at a bar, and the bartender says MOTHER OF GOD!! What is this horse doing in here?!

how do you get a clown to fall off a swing? hit it with an axe

Knock Knock! Who's there? The police, your father just died in a boat accident.

A homeless guy gets done with his daily work. where does he go? nowhere he is homeless...

What do you call a remote that does not work? a remote that does not work.

- What would you say if you'll see a Mexican eating hamburger in fast-food restaurant? - Enjoy your meal.

kennah campion when she talks

How I seem math word problems Scenario: 2 astronauts kayaking in the Sahara desert Question: How many pancakes does it take to shingle a doghouse Answer: Purple, because ice cream has no bones

What would have happend if martin Luther king was white? I don't know he wasn't so it's irrelevant

why did the mokey fall out of the tree because it was dead.

In class a teacher said "Stand up if you think you'r stupid" A kid stands and the teacher ask why? The kid said: "Oh I thought it'd be a bit fair since your standing up.

What did the traffic light say to the car? dont look at me am changing.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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