- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q. Which one do you hate more? Jews, Mexicans, or Asians. A. I hate all of them, but jews are annoying when they resist getting stuffed in the oven.

Q-what did lady gaga say to the retard when he asked why he's so stupid? A- Cuz baby u were born this way

What did the man with candy say to the little boy? I have Candy.

So you're flying around in your bathtub, how pancakes to shingle a doghouse? Airhockey, because pizza bagels can't cry.

there are seven of us," reply the babies, "now get us a round of bloody marys

It's caoimhin I wasnt writing cos kane turned my computer off the bel end aodhans been tuping sayin its be the spa.

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Your mama so fat That she suffers from heart disease

Q. What is the difference between an ass kisser and a brown noser? A. Depth Perception.

The girl was really drunk and passed out. She woke up the next day with a hangover.

What happens when a chicken with a goat have sex? nothing.

Knock Knock, Who's there? Banana. Banana who? The Holocaust.

Q: A black man, A Mexican, And a Asian are in a car. Who Is Driving? A: The Cop.

Knock Knock! Who's There? Interrupting Doctor Interru--- You Have Cancer...

Q: whats red, spins, and screams? A: a baby in a blender

what does a beer and a priest have in common? They both are cold refreshing beverages, except for the priest.

"Merry Christmas, Mom! My gift to you is...ME!" "I brought you into this life you disrespectful brat!" He then proceeds to a cliff.

Why did the rooster die. Because I killed it.

a jew, a muslim and a christian all walk into a bar; because of the difference in religion im afraid such an event is unlikely to occur in the future.

Human race: Let's play hide and seek! BOEING MH370: K faggotz :P

So once upon a midnight dreery.... In a galaxy far far away that takes place in the past but resembles a technologically advanced future, an evil sith overlord took an innocent Jedi knight and turned him in a cybernetic killing machine. In the end, he dies

T-rex: If you're happy and you know it clap your hands, oh...

oh no a butt!!!!!!!!!! your stubid oh wait your right ahhhhhhhhhh

Why is Abraham Lincoln a bad driver? Because he is dead.

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