How did the marines cross the minefield safely at night? Under a full moon

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What did the pig do when the farmer died? He just stood there cause pigs are stupid.

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Robin, your mother has AIDS.

Why did the girl cry? She got hit by a bus.

What's Worse Than Falling Over? .......Rape.

What's funnier than a dead baby? Everything.

I am the best i am the worst My wife was buried in hearse

What can fit between breasts? Is long? And gets hard when you jerk it? A seatbelt.

whats disappointing and not funny? this joke. ouch.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. You are a prostitute. I have a dollar.

Obama One Big Ass Mistake America

A cat walks into a bar, the bartender says "pussy?"

1 out of 4 questions. How do you get a girrafe in a fridge? Open it, put the girrafe in, and close it.

How did Mary fall off the swing? She got hit by a fridge.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a Corvette? I DON'T have a Corvette in my garage.

Invisible Children Foundation.

Whats better than 1 person in your oven? 9 people in your oven.

Did you hear about the guy who got his whole left side cut off? Now he is dead..

What did the chipmunk say to the nut? I'm gonna eat you.

On a scale of 1 to Chris Brown how angry are you?

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

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