- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Repeated jokes.

A gay guy asks a boy out and a girl The girl said no but the guy said yes And the two gay guys went to dinner And made out

What did you get for your birthday? I got older

What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Mine.

Q. Why did little suzy fall off her swing? A. She dosen`t have any arms. Knock knock. Whos there? Not Suzy.

How did the Cuban get into Florida? Well he got his passport and other papers, flew in, then went to Customs.

What's the difference between a Gay Man and a Straight Woman? Anatomy.

Why did the naked blonde crossed the road? Because she a man

Whats black and hanging from a tree in my backyard? A tire swing

Why did the child not go to his mother's funeral? He was adopted, he didn't know his real mom.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, We have your test results, You have cancer.

What do you call a black man driving a fire truck? A firefighter you racist.

What's red, green and smells like crap? Green and red crap.

A man walks into a bar. and buys a drink.

How to you kill a pizza guy? Shoot him in the face.

What did the boy's mother say to her daughter when she walked in on her father having sex with her grandmother? The grandfather said "how are you"? He wasn't a part of that fiasco. However I'm sure that whoever saw what was confused and looking for answers.

The duck walked up to the lemonade stand and he said to the man who was running the stand, hey I cancer CC

What did the child say to the clown? For a professional entertainer, you're not that funny.

Why did the little boy fall down the tree? He didn't. He jumped.

why did the little boy drop his ice cream cone? because he was hit by the planes that hit twin towers

2 boys are going to get candy from the store. What happened? A robbery and they were killed

How do you save the world in 2012? You aren't. 2012 isn't going to happen!

How do you get five black men in a car? You offer them a good deal, then show them the car fax.

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