- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Kelsey run out of eggs? Horses don't have much sperm.

Why did bethany fall off the swing She had no arms Knock knock Who's there? Not Bethany

Duncan walks into a bar and is greeted by his friends Eric and Tom. Duncan tells them that his wife left and took the kids. Duncan then goes home and hangs himself.

What do you get when you throw a white hat in the red sea? A wet hat.

what did Shivank say to Ricky? "you suck dick" HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAH

What's worse than being named SAID? Having AIDS.. And getting a bee sting - it hurts like ****!

How are elephants and plumbs the same? A: They are both purple, except for the elephant.

why did Dayrl win the wheelchair race? Because he had working legs.

What did the mother say to her color blind son when he was about to take his first car ride alone after he got his license? Good luck

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Whats white and sticky? Glue.

Two scientists walk into a bar The first says “I’ll have some H2O.” The second says “I’ll have some H2O, too.” Both of them receive water because the bartender is not irresponsible enough to serve concentrated hydrogen peroxide as a drink.

So a boy walks into a bar. He broke his arm and now is severly crippled

Why did the Muslim cross the road? He was on fire and he needed to get to the lake on the other side of the street to put himself out.

Q. What do cows and grass have in common? A. They both moo, except for grass ????????????

A black man walks into a bar full of white people. And then... He orders his drink.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. Go home and hang yourself.

Chuck Norris doesn't call the wrong number. He calls the right number.

Why couldn't the black man play hockey in college? He died of cancer while still in high school.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Why the long face?" The horse replies, "I just found out my wife has cervical cancer."

What happens to the blond when she reaches the top of the stairs She falls down them

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