My dad calls me a son of a bitch and I'm like "hey! You married her"

Why does Suzie like to wear sunglasses? Because she's blind.

what does a horny frog say RUBIT RUBIT

What do you call a person who drinks beer a lot? Alcohol abuser.

My grandpa died in the holocaust. How? He had gas.

Whats the difference between a Porsche and a pile of dead babies? The Porsche isn't in my garage

roses are red violets are blue i have Alzheimer whats a rose?

What do you call a black man with no legs? Crippled.

How do you burn Lebron James's house? With fire.

What did the captain say to the priest? We're on a boat.

Yo mama is so fat when she went to the fat contest they said SORRY no pros alowed

Everything's looking fine, ma'am. Hope to see you again real soon.

Why did the orphans kill timmy? timmy said a your mom joke.

How do you piss off a teacher? Accuse them of being a pedophile

A Irish leaves and bump in to a really tall the Irish sorry boss

what is black and looks like a rasberry a blackberry

What's the difference between hot tea and cold tea? The temperature.

Why does 1+1=2? Dunno, e-mail me if you do.

Q: What do you call an Ethiopian on a food strike? A: An Ethiopian

What's brown and sticky??? A brown stick

What's the difference between a girlfriend and a wife? You aren't married to a girlfriend.

Racecar is spelled the same forwards and backwards. Masturbation does not work.

roses are red violets are blue last time i dropped something this hard it ended world war 2?

A man found out that he had hit the lottery and would be receiving 300 million dollars, but he had to fly to china to do so. The man took a plane to China from New York and would arrive within the next several hours. Meanwhile, in australia a god-cow was producing infinitely large amounts of concentrated milk. His milk was so infinitely large in mass that it collapsed on its own mass and turned into black hole; absorbing the entire Earth. The man never got to receive his money from winning the lottery

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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