Why did the boy hate his mom? She was a fucking bitch.

What is green and fuzzy and would kill you if it fell out of a tree? An elephant I lied!

If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put my cøck in your mouth. Submitted by Arsha K.

Roses are red Violets are blue Most poems rhyme This one does, too.

PS3 has the exerrent technorogy and finersse to make excerrent gaming such as... ...ITS RIDGE RACER! RIIIIIIIIIDGE RACEEEEEEEEEEEER!

Its a bird!! Its a plane!! No, its a bird.

Q. bob had 93 chocolate bars and ate 74 what does he have now? A. diabetes

What does it take to play in the WNBA? Nothing....

Why did the boy fall out of the tree? This is no time to make insensative jokes you dick, Billy's on a hospital bed.

why was 6 afraid of 7? because seven is a murdering sociopath

I was raped the other day... I still did more work than the bitch

Why did the man throw his son out the window? His house was on fire

The chickens have become self-aware!

What did Rachel (the columbine girl) get for her birthday?? Nothing she's dead.

what do you give a little girl with no arms no legs and who lives in a orfanidge for christmas?.................................... nothing because no parent wants a freak kid

why aren't doughnuts square? because they are round

what is the meaning of life? i dont know, but im fairly sure its not 42

How many nipples are on a raccoon ? I don't raccoono

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to your house... Knock, knock Who's there? The chicken.

Whats brown and sticky? A Stick.

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Why did the skeleton cross the street. He didn't.

Guy: I have a gun get in my van Girl: SHOTGUN!

A Women is holding a piece of paper with her rights what is she holding a grocery list

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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