- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the man die? he was shot

What has three legs, one eye, and is green and fuzzy. I don't know. Me either.

Yo mama is so stupid that see should really be concerned with furthering her education in a four-year university

What is hard, long, moist, and flesh colored? A hotdog you dirty, dirty bastard!

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a rapist.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have Alzheimers, Cheese in toast,

Q:What did Batman say to Robin just before they got into the Batmobile? A:"Robin get in the Batmobile"

We decided to post a joke on anti-joke and see if we can get any rapings

what did the lion tell the jellyfish? nothing, both lions and jellyfishes cant talk, and even if they could the chances of a lion meeting a jellyfish are remote

What do you get when you cross a lamb and a pigeon? You get your house taken away.

Why did a mass amount of people move to Florida? They came to murder their children and get away with it.

Many people dont know this about me, but I'm not very famous.

A black guy, a mexican, and an arab are all in the same car, Whos driving the car? The black guy because he politely offered and his friends were happy to ride with him.

A man is walking on the beach and notices a shiny brass lamp on the ground. He picks it up, polishes it and then sells it for a reasonable amount of money at a local pawnbroker.

Q: what did the white man say to the black man? A: hi

An alligator walks into a bar. The bar tender calls animal control and calmly escorts everyone out the back door.

"Have you seen the food African kids eat?" "No.." "NEITHER HAVE THEY!!"

Find x X + 2 = 5 ^ I found it

What do you call a mailman who doesn't deliver mail? Unemployed

hard cheese

What did the def blind mute kid get for christmas? He doesnt know either

Whats brown and sticky? A stick.

What did the mother say to her son? I have Leukemia.

Why did the black man get lynched? Because he committed eight murders and six double homicides, and the judge wanted him dead...

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