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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have Parkinsons, ;oshgfs;jgbRHG

What's Michael J Fox's favorite toy? While, a magic 8-ball might first appear to be a good guess. Let's be honest, those things really lose their luster after the first couple times. More likely it's something like a sports car or big screen television.

What's red and looks like a bucket? A red bucket? No. A picture of a red bucket? No. A photo nailed to a red bucket, which shows a red bucket with a very realistic painting of a red bucket on it? Yes.

Why did the young girl fall off her bike? Because somebody threw a fridge at her.

he took my chicken i shoot him in the foot and raped his dog

Q: Whats about two feet in width and length with purple veins throbbing at the sides? A: A midget slowly dying of frostbite

Man: You know what sucks? Other man: What? Man: Diarrhea... Know what's worse? Other man: No, what? Man: The smell.

Why didnt santa leave presents under the tree? Because santa doesnt exist.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Pansies are purple, Nothing rhymes with purple.

Why did the chicken not make it across the road? Because he got hit by a transport.

What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back? A stick.

What did the orphan say to his parents? nothing

What is worse than the holocaust. A worm in MY apple!

What do you call a half-Latino, half-Asian baby? The product of a healthy interracial couple.

How do you make a white girl commit suicide? Bully her.

So I'm balls deep in this 9 year old...

Why did Valter fall of the swing? Because he didn't have any arms Knock knock Whos there? Not valter

Why is Barney green and purple? Because the producers of the show decided to make him that way.

Why was Little Billy crying? He had cancer. Why was Little Sally crying? Little Billy's cancer was contagious.

Your momma's so dumb, she has below average IQ.

Your gay

How many blondes does it take to change a light bulb? One. Unless she's particularly short, then she may need to get a friend, who may or may not be blonde, to help by holding the ladder.

roses are black violets are black i am blind

Q: What do you get when you cross a cactus and a platypus? A: I was wondering the same thing.

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