- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the boy play Xbox? Because its a quality source of entertainment

what did the tree say when it fell down? Nothing it is humanly impossible for a tree to talk. Especially after it fell down. I mean that would hurt.

A blind man walks into a bar and orders a beer. He has gotten used to being blind all his life.

So a man walks into a bar with a monkey. I forgot the rest of this joke, but your mom is a whore.

How do you save stop your soulmate from dying of cancer? Shoot them on the head.

The holocaust

France had one revolution

Q. What is a deaf man's favorite song? A. Nothing, because he can not hear.

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Why was Rebecca Black beaten with a pole when she sang Friday? It was Saturday

why did the man steal change from the tip jar? he wanted another state quarter for his collection

i have yougurt mit traktor

a grasshopper walks into a bar the bartender says hey we have a drink named after you the grasshopper says what dave?

a woman walks into a bar, she was quickly kicked out and escorted back to the kitchen

How do you shock a child? Attach a metal pole to them while there is a storm

JOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN WHAT'S THE ANSWER?! WHAT DO YAH MEAN YA DUNNO?!

How babies can you fit in a car seat? 1

Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? -- Because it was dead Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? -- Because it was stapled to the squirrel

What's weirder than an asian? His dinner

what did the murderer say when he lost his gun? dangit. now i cant kill anyone

Kevin+Sean sitting in a tree enjoying mcdonald's free wifi.

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs hanging on the wall? Wally.

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the Batmobile? Get in the Batmobile.

What's big, white, and when it falls out of a tree, it can kill you? A refrigerator.

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