- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you get a Jew into a car? Tell him to get i the car.

what did one wall say to the other wall Nothing because its physically impossible for walls to talk

There are two kids playing basketball outside one kid shoots and makes it. The other youngster exclaims "nice shot!" because the other boy put the ball in the hoop from a very long distance.

Why wasn't the chicken able to cross the road? Because it was disabled.

what do you get when you cross ruddell with a chicken? still a prick

A: How can you tell a tree is an aspen? B: 'Cause of the way it is.

A priest, a nun and an Irishman walk into a bar. The barman says 'what is this, a joke?'

Why did the boy fall off the swing? He had no arms.

why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

Dont be racist be like mario he is an italian who looks like a mexican speaks english and picks up coins like a jew.

whats the differnce between madalin macan and batman?...batman returns

How are Lamborghinis and piles of dead babies alike? I don't have either in my garage. Except for the pile of dead babies.

Why did Jimmy miss a question on his test? He put D

u know whats a crime? rape

Why can't Albert Einstein hold down a job? Because he's dead.

What did the disabled kid get for his birthday. The same as any other kid.

who is not good looking? mon morello

Q: What lives in holes? A: Jerks.

How many surrealists does it take to screw in a lightbulb? -Fish

What did little Timmy get for Christmas after he was diagnosed with leukemia? A gift card to Bed Bath and Beyond because he was interested in redecorating.

How do you paint a wall red? Throw a baby at it.

Once upon a time, people died. It was happening all over the land. They didn't LIVE happily ever after... since they died. The end... for them.

Why did the chicken cross the road? So he could walk into the mall and kill hundreds of innocent lives and leave thousands wounded.

Roses are red. Violets are beer. Kay eckelkamp is in charge here.

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