- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Hey I just met you And this is crazy But I didn't use protection So here's your baby

What did the Dark Knight say to the Policeman? I'm Batman

I hate it when people dont finish there sen

There was a little boy and a little girl in a bathtub having a bath. Suddenly the little girl looked down at the boy. "Can I touch it?" "No way -- you already broke yours off!"

Why do so many black people like watermelon? The same reason so many white people, do. Have you had that stuff, it's really good!

What has four legs and a tail? A table with a tail

Why wasn't the little boy allowed to get a dog? Because the orphanage he lives at doesn't allow dogs.

What did the drunk man say to his wife? "I love you, Honey"

Q: what do you call a boy with no arms and an eye patch? A: names

What is the worse joke to tell a Orpahn Knock Knock Whos there not your parents

I went to school. Then I came home.

What do you call a jewish person at a construction site? A builder

How many Babies does it take to paint a wall? It depends how hard you throw them

Why was the elf sad Because a polar bear ate his family

Why was little Mat petting his dog? Just kidding his dog died in a house fire... so did little Mat

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

When life gives you lemons, squeeze them in someone's eyes.

What did the hedgehog say to the beaver? Nothing, they can't talk.

Whats the best day of the week? Sponge

A jew walk's into a bar. But actually it was a Gas chamber.

saftey torch you can out it on the porch. saftey torch put it in the hallway. saftey torch scare the monsters away. saftey torch that'll be 50 bucks.

A bloke walks into a bar. He doesn't say 'ouch' because it was a public house and not a hard surfaced object as you may have thought initially

The Dark knight rises................. From the place he was before he rose.

What's green and eats nuts? Syphilis.

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