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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Three guys walk into a bar. The four man hastily ducks, grabs his phone and calls the local paramedic.

What happens when a blind man walking crashes in to man that's talking to his gang ? He wakes up in a ditch

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Why do thieves shower before undertaking a robbery? Probably part of their morning routine.

Knock Knock Who's there? a tree

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What do you get when you cross a dog and a cat? A hybrid animal that can never exist to do each species own genetic make-up which would subsequently reject the other's. I.E. The cat would reject the dog sperm from ever fertilizing and the dog would reject cat sperm.

why was 6 afraid of 7 7 was a serial rapist with a anger problem

Whats the difference between me and a ghost? What? Ghost are not dolphins

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Why did the white man buy a new pair of socks? His old ones has holes.

How many cupcakes are there in the world joe How many? I don't know I was asking you.

How do you break your fan in the summer You dont its hot and you need it

What does an Eagle and a Mole have in common? The are both of the kingdom Animalia, possessing many organ systems and cellular similarities. And they both live underground. Except for the Eagle.

I have cancer. And you're next.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The holocaust. What's worse than that? Hearing that joke a million times on this site.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

Who's a tool and a NARC? Josh Brami!

Chuck Norris will eventually die because he is a human being, just like all of us. His movies weren't very good either.

Why did the student have a staring contest with his teacher? Well, the teacher was actually unaware of the competition.

roses are red, violets are blue, I have schizophrenia, which is a serious mental disorder in which I have difficulty properly experiencing reality. It should not be confused with multiple personality disorder, which is a completely different disease with different symptoms.

What's big, green, has 4 legs, and if it falls out of a tree will kill you? A pool table

A black and a white man walk into a grocery store the black man buys fried chicken and the white man buys vegtables. The men both have different opions and enjoy different food groups.

Thankgiving Jimmy: I'm thankful for my family Thomas: I'm thankful for shelter Jake: I'm thankful for running over babies

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