Knock Knock. Who's There? Nobody, this is a metaphorical door..

What happens if you roll a nickel down a street in Mexico? It eventually stops and lands on its side.

A man walks into a bar. He is promptly taken to the hospital where he finds out that he may have a concussion.

Its linked with the process of extracting uranium isotopes, but lets change the subject, with that said, I hope you can help me with some management advice such as the one you gave me, I will of course pay you.

Why was the boy late for dinner? He got in the van.

why was the black guy smelly? because his white friend threw him in a dumpster

What do you call a guy with no arms, no legs, and floats? Nothing, its rude to make fun of disabilities.

I was strolling along the countryside and saw 2 niiggers peacefully hanging from a tree

Why did the muslim cross the road? To get to the other Saiid.

Q: How do you stop a skunk from smelling? A: Lethally inject it.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know, that's why I'm asking you.

Why did the baby stop laughing? Would you if you pooped your pants?

What kind of pizzas did they last order at the World Trade Center? Pepperoni

My grandpa died in the Holocaust He fell from the guard tower

what are three short words? i a am

a blind man walks down the street and trips on an unsuspecting curb he scraped his knee

Why did the man have a hard time trying to open the door? The door was locked

A man walks into a bar... OW!!!

??????????? ??????????????? "Hello, idiot teacher! You eat milk."

An under aged girl walks into a bar. She couldn't have done so without a fake ID and early development.

A man dreamt that he was eating a marshmallow. He ate his dog.

What happens when a truck full of mexicans and a truck full of aisians collide? They all die.

what is blue and fuzzy? Blue Fuzz

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