- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Happy Birthday! Your mom is dead!

What did the Asian say after he had a nightmare? Nothing his nightmare was actually reality and a dishwasher fell on him and killed him.

If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd probably put all the labials, coronals and dorsals in separate places sorted into plosives, nasals and fricatives, with the vowels at the beginning to make it more logical and easily attainable to foreigners unfamiliar with the Latin alphabet.

What did the man say to th tiger? Nothing, a tiger is a dangerous and vicious animal. It then ripped him to pieces. Is family mourned after for a very long time till they came to grips with the death of the main income in their family. Aids

You mom is to dumb when she herd about Walgreens she thout all the walls were green

Q: What is the difference between a potato chip and a frog? A: Neither one of them is a flower.

Who is the fastest kid in AA? Alex Solomos

Why did the rooster die. Because I killed it.

What do you do when you see a half-dead black man on the floor? Call an ambulance before he bleeds out causing sepsis.

Your momma's so fat she ate oranges and coffe

What's worse than nailing 10 babies to one tree? nailing 1 baby to ten trees.

Yo Momma is Like a Prostitute... ...I pay her for sexual intecourse

Why did the black man have a gun in his hand? He was crossing through a dangerous neighborhood and was offering protection to himself and his family.

What did the duck say? Nothing. Everyone knows that ducks can't talk.

Q:Did you know Helen Keller had a tree house? A: Neither did she

What should you never give to your friends as a wedding present? An old plastic bag full of rubbish.

What do you call a muslim with a gun I dont know his name

A blonde runs into her house. She died in a tragic backdraft fire. Always check to see if the doorknob is warm.

I would very much love to meet you again Erron, call me sometime I do not care how you get my number.

dyslexics of the world untie!

Why did the kid lose his mom? She was shot.

Nobody cares maddie!

I completely thought you where bullshitting me, how come I never noticed before? How and why?

"Knock knock" "Who's there?" "Steve" "Oh hey Steve, come on in"

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