A duck walks into a bar "Can I have some brandy, please" says the duck The bartender then proceeds to make millions because he was the first to discover a talking duck

"Why can't you hear pterodactyl when it goes to the bathroom?" "Because the pee is silent?" "No, because they are dead, you idiot."

What's worse then 10 babies nailed to 10 trees? 1 baby nailed to 10 trees

How does it change many dyslexics to take a lightbulb.

Roses are red, violetsvare blue, I have aids, so do you

how do you piss off a dyslexic? give him a crossword puzzle

what do you get when you combine an astronaut, a microwave and a bathtub? A suicide investigation

Q: What did the duck say to the bartender? A: Nothing considering that ducks cannot speak

A successful, articulate, charming, well mannered, rich, young man walks into a bar.... Every night

Q: Why did the white man die? A: because he had cancer

Hi what I lug you

what did the white rapper say to the black rapper? i like your work. to which the which the black rapper replied, thanks.

What do you call a smelly black person? An African american with poor hygiene

Whats funny about alexis? she's really a boy!

Why couldn't the infant read the book? Because he was blind.

Why did the baby cry? Because he fell off a refrigerator.

Roses are red, Violets are blue I suck at poetry, Show me your tits

I kinda said I did not want to know, sooo... Want to meet up tomorrow? Like for realsies? In that case tell me first (then show me tomorrow as proof), your cough... Vagina, I dont care if its shaven or not, but does it have red hair?

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An Arabic Muslim is on a plane. He's flying to Chicago.

knock knock whos there a duck a duck who QUACK!

What do you call it when a black man and a Mexican open up a fast-food restaurant together? A joint venture.

What did the man say to the cat? I thought you were fake.

person 1: don't look person 2:Why person 1:because my shirt not on and my boobs are jiggiling