- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did sally drop her drink? Because she was hit by a bus. Knock Knock. "whos there?" Not sally.

hey hey apple

what do you give a little girl with no arms no legs and who lives in a orfanidge for christmas?.................................... nothing because no parent wants a freak kid

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't because crossing through traffic is very dangerous

knock knock go away!!!

I remember in the 80's it felt like Bill Cosby was being shoved down my throat. He was always on TV with his show and those Jello commercials.

What do you call a monkey lost in a desert? A donkey who was forgotten by his owner.

Why was the boy in a wheelchair raising money to buy a basketball uniform? Because wheelchair basketball is a popular sport

What do a lamp and a elephant have in common? Big ears, except for the lamp, it doesn't have ears.

What is the difference between Julis Ceaser, and the moon? The moon is covered in rocks and craters, and Julis Ceaser is DEAD

What happened to the boy that got raped? He later died of depression

What do you call your mom? Mom

Why did little Betsy have a stomach ache? Her alcoholic mother pinned her down in a drunken rage and made her drink bleach.

Why was the cancer patient often bullied by his peers? Because he happened to be an extremely bad person. He often annoyed people, was intransigent and often aggravated those around him causing them to bully him.

How many lesbians dose it take to finish a pizza? One or unless she invites some freinds over.

An orange walks into a bar....orange you glad I didn't say banana?!?!

Q. What is a deaf man's favorite song? A. Nothing, because he can not hear.

Hey, is that your corvette? No, I thought it was yours.

What does it take to play in the WNBA? Nothing....

What's black and hanging from the tree in my backyard? My black, tree-hugging friend.

Why couldn't the white guy tell the two asians apart? They were identical twins.

how do you make lady gaga cry you poke here face then rape here.

Why did the little girl drop her balloon? Because she was getting raped in the face.

Have you heard about the awesome farmer? He was outstanding in his field. -ymda

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