- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why couldn't the kid eat his vegetables? His parents stabbed him...

A man walks into a bar. It resulted in a concussion and 17 stitches.

Why didn't the dog want to cross the road? there was a flea market on the other side.

lets bomb africa

Knock Knock. To get to the other side.

What did the german speech therapist say to his mute patient? There a few methods we can use to help you obtain the power of speech.

how many jews does it take to screw in a lightbulb? one................ standing on a pile of dead babies.

What's red and green and goes round and round? A kilt at a scottish dance

Roses are red Violets are blue I am ADD Bird

Two blondes are on opposite sides of a lake. One blonde yells to the other, "How do you get to the other side?" "You are on the other side," the other blonde yells back.

The schoolboy said to the bus driver, this is my stop the bus driver replied "no, we have a while to go yet"

Q-if you are what you eat ,does that make you cannibal? A- yes

Correctional officer asks an inmate. "Does your elevator go all the way up"? Inmate replied. I don't know we always use the stairs.

What the difference between some stoned and someone drunk? When your drunk you think having a good time even when you not and when you stoned your so high you think your a dragon ball z character.

Guys are like a sax. If no sound comes out, you're probably not blowing hard enough.

what is the difference beyween football and baseball the superbowl and world series

Like if you have a vagina. Also like if you have a dong. (Penis)

Heeeheeeerrrrrrrrrrr

What did the monster under the bed say to another monster? I have the odd feeling that someone is on top of the bed.........

Why is Justin bieber gay? Because he is atracted to men

What would happen if you insulted Chuck Norris' mother? Considering you did it on a messageboard that only unemployed people with no social lives use, nothing.

What did the coat say to the dog? Nothing, the coat was inanimate

I gotta friend named Michael Nugyen and he dishonored his family. Did I mention he was asian ( he live in tampa fl )

What Happened to the man who married a money? He contracted HIV

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