- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a black man driving a expensive sports car? A respectable member of society

Why couldn't Jesus get a driver's license? Because automobiles did not exist 2000 years ago.

A man is eating in a restaurant and says, "Waiter! There's a fly in my soup!" The waiter says, "I'm sorry, can I bring you some salad instead?"

How do you kill a blond? Stab her repeatedly in her throat

A guy has spikey things in his butt, what happened?............... He fell on a cactus.

Knock Knock Who's there? Jehovah Witness

The camp counselor woke me up, and said that it was going to be a long week. I didn't worry though, since all weeks are 7 days long.

what's the worst lie in the universe? I swear to god that was my last piece of gum

What do you call a KKK member? ...racist

A haiku for you Would not provide enough space To say all the nice

roses are red violets are blue im not good at poems so fuck you too.

Q: What is black and white, black and white, black and white? A: A Nun falling down the stairs.

what do you get when you cross a baby and a car a baby shaped dent, and a dead baby

Two peanuts were walking down the street I stepped on them both

What did the apple say to the pear? ...Nothing they can't talk...

What is the difference between tea pot and shinkansen? shinkansen is very quick train and tea pot is traditional piece of dishes..

Why was Timmy crying when he got home? His family was dead in a pile with a pitchfork going through each of their bodies

Why is it good to date twenty eight year olds? Because there is twenty of them.

Q: why did the dad drop his baby? A: she was slippery.

In Kentucky...your grandmother rapes you.

John's life hasn't been the same since committing suicide 13 years ago.

A) why did the black guy leave the bar B) cause he was tired and wanted to go home

why did the boy drop his bus because he was hit by an ice cream

An escalade with 5 black men crashes off a cliff and all of them die. this is terrible. an escalade seats 7.

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