whats worse than find a worm in your apple? finding the holocaust in your apple.

why was allison crying? because her mom's dead.

What is blue and has blue shoes? A blue shoe box

A black man and a white man were on an island. They lived in England.

Why did the monkey eat the banana? Because it was sexually confused

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Hi! Do you know how much a polar bear weighs? Roughly 1150 pounds if a full grow male.

What do Kobe Bryant and a toaster have in common? They both rape white women. Except for the toaster.

What do you call a fat ginger kid? Whatever his name is.

The Awkward moment when the world doesn't end

What was so incredible about this bigger new oven i just bought? It could fit twice as many Jews in it. --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

What did the black man say after he swallowed the bicycle? He didn't say anything. Swallowing a bicycle is physically impossible.

a little kid goes as candle for halloween, 69 girls blew him teenage boy goes as candle for halloween, all he got was burned

Whats worse than being fat? Being Rebecca Black

Roses are red Roses are white and I one time saw a purple one

Adam Sandler is still funny ! *cough*

What do Alzheimer patients think of the internet. Happy pi day.

My grandpa died in the holocaust. How? He had gas.

What is hard, long, moist, and flesh colored? A hotdog you dirty, dirty bastard!

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms

I like my women like bacon. Greasy and full of wrinkels

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have Alzheimers, Cheese in toast,

How do you make a Muslim mad? You burn the Quran.

Roses are Red I shit in your Stew When you eat it The joke is on you

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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