Your dads so fat he needs to go on a diet

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Q:what do you call someone who spends 7 hours a day playing video games? A: Someone who takes pride and joy from gaming

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asians have slitted eyes lol

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In a nerd wedding they don't say "i do" They say "i accept the terms and conditions"

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i like candy and other things that are edible... please dont thumbs down just cuz this suxxx just put thumbs up and santa claus will haunt u :)

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Why did Suzy cross the road? She didn't she got hit by a bus. Knock, knock! Who's there? Not Suzy!

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What do you call a woman who is addicted to crack, has a light mustache and huge saggy tits, has had 4 kids with 4 different fathers and makes her living giving hand-jobs behind the bus station? Mom.

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Wife: Does this make me look fat? Husband: Honey, your already fat.

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How much hard work does it take to become a man? To get to the other side!

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What did the snoop dog have for breakfast? Weed

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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What if I told you.....potatoe

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A dog was driving his car down the road right? Wrong dogs can't drive cars

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says why the long face? The horse says my mom died from cancer

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whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Relizing its a used tampon covered with blood.

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Why did the girl talk to her computer? Because she was Skyping with some faraway friends. Why were her friends far away? She was sent to the moon. Why was she sent to the moon? Because she tried to create eternal night.

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What's half of 8? o

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What did Buzz say to Woody? A lot. There were 3 movies.

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Whats the difference between a black bird and a white bird? Their colour

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Why is mario red? His mother beat him as a child.

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The doctor woke up and the hooker he screwed told him she had the clap and he said thats the least of your problms bitch you have aids

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Who is the dumbest person on the entire internet? Shortpoet-GTD

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How can you tell if a blonde has been using your computer? Ask her.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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