A rooster is standing on top of a pointed bird house. He lays an egg. Which side does the egg fall, the left or the right? I don't care, I'm a vegetarian.

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Knock knock Who's there? Jesus Jesus who? Jesus Christ, your lord and savior.

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How can a hobo become rich? It can't. It died from food poisoning from eating food out of the trash.

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Whats worse than finding a worm in a apple? Getting raped by a skorpian

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There were 3 children: Flower, Petal and Fridge. Flower asked, "Mum, why is my name Flower?" to which she replied "Because a flower was the first thing to fall on you when you were born." Petal asked, "Mum, why is my name Petal?" to which she replied "Because a petal was the first thing to fall on you when you were born." Fridge said, "Herp derp dur" to which Fridge's mother replied "Shut up, Fridge."

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Why didn't the little asian kid go to his friends party? Because he wasnt invited.

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what do you do when you see a black man punching a girl? act like you dont see it and get the hell out of harms way

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"Wise old man, what is the meaning of life?" "I don't know why do people think old people are so wise these days?"

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hey girl, My Gyarados is BIG enough for you to ride it ALL day and night

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Why did the nun cry? 12 babies were killed under her care.

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Your mum is so fat, she is likely to do die before my mum.

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what is brown and sticky? a stick.

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What did the home-less man eat for dinner last night? Nothing.

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People are like trees. When hit multiple times with an ax they fall down.

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A priest and a rabbi attempt to take a whale to a bar. But due to the enormous size and the need for water, the whale couldnt come.

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A horse walks into a bar the barmam asks why the long face The horse replies he's suffering from depression after his family was killed in a car crash and he has now turned to alcohol to sort his sorrows

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Roses are red Violets are blue Thats what they tell me because I'm blind

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Why did the bus drive off the cliff? It's driver happened to be a tomato.

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Knock-Knock. Who's there? Boo. Boo who? Why are u crying?

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Girl fight: Teachers take them to dq Boy fight: Lunch and recess in the library.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I am ADD Bird

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Knock knock Fuck off!

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It is wrong to strip a homeless man of his clothes and chew his face off. Note to self: Explain this to someone before they have taken bath salts.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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