Knock-knock. Who's there? Penguin. Penguin who? Orange you glad I didn't say banana?

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what happens when a mexican makes love to an octopus? It makes a freaking weird looking animal

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Policeman: Knock, knock. Woman: Who's there? Policeman: The police. I'm afraid there's been an accident. Your husband has been killed.

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Two fish are in a tank. The first one says, "How the heck do I drive this thing!".

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What's worse than fingering your sister and finding your father's wedding ring ? 3 bee stings.

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How are black people and apples the same They both hang from trees

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what happened to the man who got hit by a truck driven by Obama? he died.

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Lets just say, that I can tell anyone that my brother is one of the top leaders for Interpol (here in the nation we reside in) and that while I do not have the required education to work for interpol, I have connections with them, which allows me to work, well... Yeah, Central.

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What did the orange say to the apple? “To be sentient is truly unbearable without sexual organs.”

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Why did a black man enter a KFC? Because he had been in town a while and had grown hungry over the period of walking around, and decided he should get some food to satisfy his hunger so he may continue his journey around town. The fact he entered KFC is purely coincidental, as he could've easily decided to go to a different eatery, but it just so happens that the closest one was a KFC.

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What's the time when black men take over? Poor past never.

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What do you call a kid with one leg and an eye patch? Names

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Q. what do you call mexican stoners A. baked beans

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Why did the man's pants fall down? He was not wearing a belt and had recently lost some weight.

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Q: What happens when the Hydro goes out? A: The Hydro goes out.

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What do you get when you cross a Dachshund and a Nazi? Bestiality. Ew.

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Whats worse than a pile of dead babies? A live on at the bottom.

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I was going to write a joke about Alzheimers ... but I completely forgot it.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because his village has been ravaged by small pox.

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Why was the hiker upset? He was plummeting 1,500 feet to the ground after tripping on a rock too close to a cliff.

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Why did Jimmy eat the apple? Because he was obese and needed to eat healthy because his doctor suggested it.

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my name is piare (peeair) because my balder is empty

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what is bad about being a black jew? you have to sit in the back of the oven

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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