What is the name of the car? What

periods are red waffles are blue your mum's a milf I sucked her boob

If you rewind Gozilla, it's about a giant lizard that helps rebuild a burnig city, and then goes back into the ocean again...

Whats more fun than swinging a baby around on a clothesline at 200 miles per hour ? Stopping it with a shovel

What's white and sticky? A marshmellow.

A:Knock Knock B:It's open

What is a gremlin? A gremlin.

why did the white guy go to a black mans yard sale? to get his stuff back

Why can't Amy winehouse drive? She's dead.

Knock Knock Who's there? Police officer Police officer who? Police officer your whole family died in a car wreck last night.

How did the black person die? Of old age

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What did the chilean miner say to the other Chilean miner? I wish we could get out of here.

Cancer

One day a young gentleman was walking down the street. He sees a wounded dog laying there on the sidewalk. He goes to tend to the wounded animal. It bites his hand. He rushes to the hospital and tests positive for rabies. The man has to be vaccinated and the dog terminated.

What did the black guy say to the slave driver. Nothing, slavery no longer exists.

What did the plane say to the ground when they hit each other Boom

what do you call a gay ginger boy ? Ronan.

What do you call a black priest? Holy shit!!

Why do asians get good grades? Because they study very hard and want to achieve success so they can provide for their families.

What is the least funny thing in the world? This joke.

Whats round and bouncy? A bouncy ball

What do you do when a dog chews your pen? Use a pencile instead.

At first I was at the party and I was like YOLO!! But then I got pregnant and was like yolo....

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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